tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

huskers1217 said:
Sir. In Tejas we take our pornhole seriously. As serious as Doug flutie.
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I’m just looking to get my name on a trophy around here. It’s not going to be my year for bocce after losing our opening match, so I need to make it big in tossing bags in holes.
 
Having to be in the office for a whole week is brutal. Glad we only have to do it four weeks this year.
 
huskers1217 said:
It’s cheaper to just not stop and let the cars around you stop you….
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I would, but to continue this year’s theme of Downward Spiraling & Lack of Self-Care, I am currently riding dirty… don’t think I’m using that right, btw, but I feel like it’s adjacent…My insurance has lapsed so I gotta be extra careful on the roads for a bit. Pretty sure that’s what saved a bicyclist’s stupid fucking life this morning (Zippit, tinny- this motherfucker should’ve been pancaked right in his dirty asshole).
 
Almost albacore season. Used to go out of San Diego, but it looks like the fishing has shifted north to Oregon and Washington Coasts. San Diego still sees a run, but they have to go 50-100 miles out on the Pacific to reach them. Up here, they're nearer to shore, but the ocean up here is much rougher like in Deadliest catch. Fuck!

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Do you have any idea how difficult it is to compare insurance rates and coverage?

The task is in the same bin as Finding A New GP and Finding a New Gyno. I also need to book 2 flights and 2 hotels for a wedding and a birthday at the end of September and I just don’t have the strength!

I NEED A GODDAMN INTERN!!!
 
moxie said:
Do you have any idea how difficult it is to compare insurance rates and coverage?

The task is in the same bin as Finding A New GP and Finding a New Gyno. I also need to book 2 flights and 2 hotels for a wedding and a birthday at the end of September and I just don’t have the strength!

I NEED A GODDAMN INTERN!!!
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Oh yeah, well apparently I now mow lawns for free like some retarded teenager. Fuck.
 
beardown07 said:
Oh yeah, well apparently I now mow lawns for free like some retarded teenager. Fuck.
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I've been mowing my inlaws' for the last two seasons. I use his shit, so I don't gotta load shit up, but he's got a faggy electric push mower, and goddamn does it fucking suck. I tried to drag it to another lot today that was wildly overgrown with new sod....been raining here for a week and cold. It's prolly been two since it's been mowed. My first time mowing there. Fucking POS shit batteries don't last fer shit. Had to mow the new one twice it was so fuckin lush. Never even got to the backyard cuz my dumbass thought that 3 batteries would suffice. I was told two batteries would be plenty...grabbed the third to be safe. Shoulda brought the faggot charger I guess? Goddamn annoying af.

So ya. Some retard teenager is gonna do that one and the inlaws' from now on.

FiL's blood son lives 2.4 miles away, but my dumbass who lives almost 20 miles away has been doing it for 2 years.
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