Trev has killed the balloon release at Nebraska

Goldbug said:
Cool your tool. They made a comment and the rest of you honks jumped on. Now everyone's gone all green and shit over some balloons. It's their business and if they want to complain about a change in their tradition it's none of my or your business.
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wasting a shit ton of helium does affect all of us, sir!
 
williewilliejuan said:
What did you hands feel like?
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Comedy Central GIF by Lights Out with David Spade

like this, probably.
 
Goldbug said:
Cool your tool. They made a comment and the rest of you honks jumped on. Now everyone's gone all green and shit over some balloons. It's their business and if they want to complain about a change in their tradition it's none of my or your business.
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GTFOH. If it's a Cornsucker only issue and "their business", they have a team board for that. If they're going to post it on the general CFB board, they're going to get comments. That's exactly what the OP wants.

Haha, I remember my first day on a message board.
Nathan Fillion Police GIF by ABC Network
 
Wild Turkey said:
Those tickets go to the homeless and orphans you asshole.
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Instead of worthless tickets to watch Nebraska football -- they should give the orphans and homeless $10 each and have them follow the balloons they let go for whatever reason and pick them up as they fall to the ground.

Everyone wins. Hell - the homeless people chasing the balloons may even end up walking all the way to Wyoming or North Dakota. So you not only clean up the mess, they get to rid themselves of a few homeless people.
 
I'm glad they did away with this.

Fuck balloons. And fuck your mother.
 
Plan B was to give away free samples of baby formula.
 
It’s the 21st century. Do a drone show.
 
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