Trev has killed the balloon release at Nebraska

williewilliejuan said:
I’m neither white-knighting nor defensive. I’m mocking you and the entire Nebraska contingent on this site. You are an embarrassment. It’s getting a little hard to watch, but I’ll grit it out.
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Yeah. Fuck them all.


Wait…
What??
 
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williewilliejuan said:
You cornfuckers sure take your balloon talk seriously.
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I think they are just tire
Red_Alert said:
You had 6 posts before that one.

Now 7 posts in a thread that "you don't care about".

Why be disingenuous? LOL, ya ignoramus.

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And like EVERYONE else. I'm laughing at how sad the Nebraska program has become and making jokes. That is why there is 14 PAGES in this thread. I couldn't care less about a ridiculous "tradition" of letting a balloon go, and quite honestly, Nebraska fans shouldn't care less either.

It makes as much sense as buying unsold tickets to keep a pointless sellout streak going, while the football program can't win 5 games. But hey -- you are just a coach away from being elite, so at least you have that going for you.
 
Red_Alert said:
Sure you are.
Sorry. I'll stop picking on your boyfriend. Y'all can be dumb together, giving each other reach arounds.
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Oh man -- another sick burn. Not quite as good as your jet stream/geography burn, but close. :facepalm:
 
For It: Chapter Three, director Muschetti said that the studio was considering changing the location from Derry, Maine to Nebraska because "kids are obsessed with red balloons there".

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NewPhoneWhoDis said:
I think they are just tire

And like EVERYONE else. I'm laughing at how sad the Nebraska program has become and making jokes. That is why there is 14 PAGES in this thread. I couldn't care less about a ridiculous "tradition" of letting a balloon go, and quite honestly, Nebraska fans shouldn't care less either.

It makes as much sense as buying unsold tickets to keep a pointless sellout streak going, while the football program can't win 5 games. But hey -- you are just a coach away from being elite, so at least you have that going for you.
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What's hilarious is how wound up you are over balloons.
Nobody said you had to let your balloon go on the first score. You can hold your string all game if you want, nobody gives a shit. They'll just think you're a retard and pity you. If you work it right you might even get a free cotton candy out of the deal. I'm here to help.
That mental disorder you have led to you showing your lack of basic 4th grade US geography knowledge.
Confirming you're a retard.

No worries. @williewilliejuan will be along to comfort you.
 
Red_Alert said:
What's hilarious is how wound up you are over balloons.
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Nebraska fans posted the thread (and had the first reply).
Why would they post it here, if not to be mocked for their ridiculousness?
 
Red_Alert said:
To draw you mouth breathers into 15 pages for sure.
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Mouth breathers to laugh at and mock Nebraska fans?

Bold strategy.
While you're at it, why don't you post Nebraska special teams highlights from last season. I'll go get the popcorn.
 
Can we get some meteorology up in this bitch?


I’m real confident I could get some fucking balloons to Wyoming sometime between a fall Saturday afternoon and like God damned Wednesday at lunch.


They go as the wind blows. And the jet stream aint the only show in town. Just like the option.
 
broncosmitty said:
Can we get some meteorology up in this bitch?


I’m real confident I could get some fucking balloons to Wyoming sometime between a fall Saturday afternoon and like God damned Wednesday at lunch.


They go as the wind blows. And the jet stream aint the only show in town. Just like the option.
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Can't speak to Nebraska wind. In some parts of Oregon, the dominant wind pattern is east to west.
 
michaeljordan_fan said:
Can't speak to Nebraska wind. In some parts of Oregon, the dominant wind pattern is east to west.
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While I’m confident….

I’m no expert. And my dad wasn’t essentially an astronaut.

That’s why I pleaded for help.
 
broncosmitty said:
While I’m confident….

I’m no expert. And my dad wasn’t essentially an astronaut.

That’s why I pleaded for help.
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As the balloon gets above the surface-level winds, I would expect it to predominantly travel in a easterly direction (until it deflates).
 
broncosmitty said:
Can we get some meteorology up in this bitch?


I’m real confident I could get some fucking balloons to Wyoming sometime between a fall Saturday afternoon and like God damned Wednesday at lunch.


They go as the wind blows. And the jet stream aint the only show in town. Just like the option.
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Red_Alert said:
What's hilarious is how wound up you are over balloons.
Nobody said you had to let your balloon go on the first score. You can hold your string all game if you want, nobody gives a shit. They'll just think you're a retard and pity you. If you work it right you might even get a free cotton candy out of the deal. I'm here to help.
That mental disorder you have led to you showing your lack of basic 4th grade US geography knowledge.
Confirming you're a retard.

No worries. @williewilliejuan will be along to comfort you.
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Wound up? Are you slow? EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT NEBRASKA. You have an entire stadium of fans and orphans holding the string to a balloon. Do they all get free cotton candy too?

It is sad to watch as an outsider. Such a storied program and now all they are known for is an AD/coach who complain their schedule is too tough, alumni buying large amounts of tickets to give to orphans to keep a pointless sell out streak going and now..................balloons.

Is it too late to trade Nebraska for a program who will bring some value to the B1G?
 
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Yeah ending the tradition was for the better. Littering someone else's property is just a dick move.
 
broncosmitty said:
Can we get some meteorology up in this bitch?


I’m real confident I could get some fucking balloons to Wyoming sometime between a fall Saturday afternoon and like God damned Wednesday at lunch.


They go as the wind blows. And the jet stream aint the only show in town. Just like the option.
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@Red_Alert Are you catching on that people are laughing AT you and not with you?
 
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