Tricked a rube into buying a monthly car wash yesterday

[Kburjr]

Steadily depressing, low-down, mind messing

 

[RobBase]

She makes fun of insecure guys. Guys who trick out their vehicles to get attention are insecure as fuck.

Sounds like you’re both carrying around a lot of HS trauma. Do they not have therapists in the sticks?

 

[RP-29]

Sounds like you’re both carrying around a lot of HS trauma. Do they not have therapists in the sticks?

Rather, the guys who trick their rides are the ones with HS trauma.

 

[RobBase]

Rather, the guys who trick their rides are the ones with HS trauma.

Thinking of being banged by your exes whenever you hear aftermarket exhaust is some weird stray rescue dog trauma, bruh.

 

[RP-29]

Thinking of being banged by your exes whenever you hear aftermarket exhaust is some weird stray rescue dog trauma, bruh.

 

[beardown07]

I think he's calling your wife a whore.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Your NEW gig? OR did they take away your 'corner office' or something???

The corner IS my office now

 

[Hu War Yu]

Every time my wife hears a vehicle with an altered muffler that makes it louder, she says out loud "sorry about your penis".

Hahah, I say something similar (not where they can hear it, though...)