Tuesday morning thread by ill, and I looked like 3 times

Wife just called, she's madder than hell. Has to get a covid test for her cataract surgery and is in a line of cars behind a bunch of @ill types who go get covid tests because they're either scared or bored.

She had an appointment for 9:30, gets there and fills out papers and they tell her to get in her car and drive to the line.
How does she know why they are there? Is there a sign in each car giving the reason?
 
Morning folks. Pretty lazy evening last night.

Trying to book a cabin for a long weekend next weekend. Was trying to do it along with my best friend’s family, but her husband is being a little bitch about it. About ready to scrap it and just go on our own.
 
Affluent people could eat Kids Cuisine for dinner, but they don't.

Why's that?
We are having frozen chicken nuggets and boxed Mac and cheese tonight.

My kids will survive and they think it’s good eats.
 
Some of the water attractions were still there when the wife and I went a few years ago. You could do a 20-something foot cliff dive, do a rope swing into a pool, ride water slides that pop you out like 10 feet above the water surface, etc.

Edit: hey @stakesarehigh, we're talking about a goddamn amusement park, not a TV show about the Cthulhu guy.

What now about south park?

I didn't catch the first half there.


Yea yea I got it.
 
How does she know why they are there? Is there a sign in each car giving the reason?
She is the only person scheduled to have a medical event!
 
he doesn't like buns because guys also have buns and liking something that guys have makes you gay.
 
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he doesnt know what a red bridge is since he doesn't drink.
The fuck? I can get on board with not knowing what red bridge is. Not drinking? Can't trust anybody like that.
 
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Eh. I don't have a real argument against the fries. I've never heard anybody rave about them and I've never had a complaint or been blown away by them.
You have to remember that if Douche hears one person recommend something, that equates to “everyone raving”.
 
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The fuck? I can get on board with not knowing what red bridge is. Not drinking? Can't trust anybody like that.
I drink, way too much.

Yet I also don't know what a red bridge is.
 
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I drink, way too much.

Yet I also don't know what a red bridge is.
My wife has a friend who may have the gluten thing is the only reason I know of red bridge.
 
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