Tuesday Morning thread

[williewilliejuan]

when I worked at American Eagle, my discount was: put on a bunch of shit under your clothes in the bathroom...

When I worked at Eddie Bauer, I got shit for not ironing my Eddie Bauer clothes. I told the manager, “You realize we’re an outdoor store, right? Who irons a flannel shirt?”

 

[stakesarehigh]

It was good, cause they had voodoo ranger

So gob is pnk and you are DJ today

Got it

 

[Me]

I think gob is still shaking off the 9 percent beers

They messed up the taps, so I only got 6%!

 

[RoyMunson]

His selling points for taking this job:
50% discount
I can wear whatever to work

Us: Um, what are you paying you?

Him: I don't know

job at a clothes store was by far my easiest job ever. also my worst paying, so once my wardrobe was completely filled I got a real job.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

He drives a hard bargain

Yea future tycoon there

 

[Peter Gozintite]

So gob is pnk and you are DJ today

Got it

Guess I better go make 35 horrible bets

 

[PeoplesChicken]

job at a clothes store was by far my easiest job ever. also my worst paying, so once my wardrobe was completely filled I got a real job.

Precisely! He graduates this year so I hope he realizes that isn't going to cut it

 

[stakesarehigh]

They messed up the taps, so I only got 6%!

Practically light beer

 

[RubinRock]

How the fuck did i just get ricochet shot in this bullshit? I'm just here for a good time while eating my pb&j's.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

They messed up the taps, so I only got 6%!

Tell them they can kiss 10% of your ass!

 

[Me]

How the fuck did i just get ricochet shot in this bullshit? I'm just here for a good time while eating my pb&j's.

Chipotle, ftw tbh imo

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Guess I better go make 35 horrible bets

 

[stakesarehigh]

Guess I better go make 35 horrible bets

2 dollars each sir. And don't think of parlaying anything and run the risk of winning any money of note

 

[RubinRock]

Tell them they can kiss 10% of your ass!

For some people around here, you're gonna need some angelina jolie lips to do that.

 

[RoyMunson]

What was the pussy pond like?

Asking for @williewilliejuan

that place was hot girl central back in the late 90's.

I already was dating my future wife.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

2 dollars each sir. And don't think of parlaying anything and run the risk of winning any money of note

Stakes! Where ya been Broseph?

 

[RubinRock]

Tell them they can kiss 10% of your ass!

Chipotle, ftw tbh imo

For some people around here, you're gonna need some angelina jolie lips to do that.

checks out

 

[RoyMunson]

Precisely! He graduates this year so I hope he realizes that isn't going to cut it

he'll realize at some point that money is more important than wearing flip flops to work.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

that place was hot girl central back in the late 90's.

I already was dating my future wife.

This was Eddie Bauer?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

2 dollars each sir. And don't think of parlaying anything and run the risk of winning any money of note

I think you are the winner if you make the most bets