Tuesday Morning thread

[Guy Incognito]

How the fuck did i just get ricochet shot in this bullshit? I'm just here for a good time while eating my pb&j's.

As an expert on regional talk that doesn't make sense to people not "from here", I wanted your insight into what seemed like an Ohia expression.

 

[PnkPanther]

It’s Kohl’s. Shit is already cheap there.

i don't recall what discount was when I worked there, couldn't have been very much

 

[Bender]

It’s Kohl’s. Shit is already cheap there.

but kohl's cash is stronger than the american dollar. smart move.

 

[Guy Incognito]

but kohl's cash is stronger than the american dollar. smart move.

... thus creating the self-sustaining economy!

 

[RobBase]

... thus creating the self-sustaining economy!

Question, does Kohls cash work at other establishments, say TGIFridays?

 

[kobesgame]

I don't know how great i'd feel about job security at the post office. granted, better than retail. cush gig, though.

May not be great job security, but $40k a year plus benefits and retirement for an 18yo that has never had a job and only recently got her license? And lives at home? That’s a no brainer.

 

[Me]

May not be great job security, but $40k a year plus benefits and retirement for an 18yo that has never had a job and only recently got her license? And lives at home? That’s a no brainer.

Would she be able to deliver a check from Philadelphia to Columbus in under 4 weeks?

 

[ill]

We might need a new summer starter. @ill, is the Tiki Bar still in operation?

Yes

 

[Bender]

May not be great job security, but $40k a year plus benefits and retirement for an 18yo that has never had a job and only recently got her license? And lives at home? That’s a no brainer.

so, waste 5 years, get laid off, and start from scratch. meh, let her find her way.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Spring is when @ThePeoplesChicken starts wearing sundresses.

Never white before Memorial day though

 

[williewilliejuan]

Never white before Memorial day though

With your past, you really shouldn’t wear white at all.

#slutshaming

 

[PeoplesChicken]

My 18-year-old cousin was offered a job by the post office in a neighboring town. She has zero skills and no intention of ever getting any sort of training/degree. She’s instead working 20 hours a week in retail. She could be making a lot more money and already starting to bank a retirement account…and get those government benefits.

What a moron.

Is this the cousin you walk into dark motel rooms with?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Question, does Kohls cash work at other establishments, say TGIFridays?

It should...my lawsuit is pending

 

[PeoplesChicken]

With your past, you really shouldn’t wear white at all.

#slutshaming

I was just going through an experimental phase

 

[PeoplesChicken]

so, waste 5 years, get laid off, and start from scratch. meh, let her find her way.

WTF?

Postal Workers have great benefits and retirement. Plus...all those guns

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Would she be able to deliver a check from Philadelphia to Columbus in under 4 weeks?

You expect water turned into wine?

 

[Bender]

WTF?

Postal Workers have great benefits and retirement. Plus...all those guns

they do, every year they talk about gutting it more and more, though.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

they do, every year they talk about gutting it more and more, though.

The she can switch over to Amazon

 

[Me]

You expect water turned into wine?

I can turn water into (a shitty unfinished) wine quicker than it took to get that check.

 

[Bender]

The she can switch over to Amazon

I don't know, I think her best path to success is to become a social media influencer.