Tuesday Morning thread

[Fish]

Went to a body shop to see about having some body trim painted and reattached, it's coming loose on the silverado.
Deliverance acting kid says I would just take it off and clean the tape off and leave it.
I don't want to do that.
Well he says how about buying new trim and we'll paint it and put it on.
I don't want to do that.
Well let me pull it off and see what's under there.
No, tell you what, thanks bye see you later.

Fucking tards.

 

[kobesgame]

so, waste 5 years, get laid off, and start from scratch. meh, let her find her way.

Waste? She can always go back to Kohl’s.

 

[kobesgame]

Is this the cousin you walk into dark motel rooms with?

Nope. He works for an ice company.

 

[Me]

Waste? She can always go back to Kohl’s.

Can she though?

 

[kobesgame]

I don't know, I think her best path to success is to become a social media influencer.

If she wasn’t the most awkward kid I’ve ever met, I’d encourage it. She has more of the “quiet kid…never saw it coming” sort of vibe.

 

[Bender]

Waste? She can always go back to Kohl’s.

Fuck that, Kohl's remembers.

 

[Bender]

If she wasn’t the most awkward kid I’ve ever met, I’d encourage it. She has more of the “quiet kid…never saw it coming” sort of vibe.

Potential serial killer, you have my attention. The Kohl's Killer.

 

[stakesarehigh]

My 18-year-old cousin was offered a job by the post office in a neighboring town. She has zero skills and no intention of ever getting any sort of training/degree. She’s instead working 20 hours a week in retail. She could be making a lot more money and already starting to bank a retirement account…and get those government benefits.

What a moron.

Goodness.

Yea this generation is different

 

[Guy Incognito]

Goodness.

Yea this generation is different

 

[ill]

Goodness.

Yea this generation is different

I golfed with one of my dad's old friends on Sunday. He's easily in his 70's.

he worked flipping burgers at a local amusement park in NJ and got laid off and started collecting unemployment

he $7,000 flipping burgers before getting laid off.

he's made $40,000 on unemployment

 

[Bender]

I golfed with one of my dad's old friends on Sunday. He's easily in his 70's.

he worked flipping burgers at a local amusement park in NJ and got laid off and started collecting unemployment

he $7,000 flipping burgers before getting laid off.

he's made $40,000 on unemployment

old people suck

 

[ill]

old people suck

damn boomers

ruining this country

but good for him

 

[RobBase]

It should...my lawsuit is pending

Might want to try it at the one out in Franklin Mills first.

 

[Me]

I golfed with one of my dad's old friends on Sunday. He's easily in his 70's.

he worked flipping burgers at a local amusement park in NJ and got laid off and started collecting unemployment

he $7,000 flipping burgers before getting laid off.

he's made $40,000 on unemployment

NJ has pretty nice unemployment bennies, apparently. In Ohio that would have amounted to about $19k, I think.

 

[ill]

NJ has pretty nice unemployment bennies, apparently. In Ohio that would have amounted to about $19k, I think.

apparently

I am sure he is spoiling his grandkids with that money.

but also, lots of booze

 

[Bender]

damn boomers

ruining this country

but good for him

may he diaf while trying to pull some insurance scheme

 

[ill]

may he diaf while trying to pull some insurance scheme

Amen

 

[stakesarehigh]

may he diaf while trying to pull some insurance scheme

Preach

 

[RoyMunson]

said the guy wearing no shoes posting from his basement.

dining room converted to an office... but fair point.

 

[Me]

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