Tuesday the Parade Night

[Bender]

"Friends with benefits: how to share your juicebox with two different kids"

Ghosting: When you don't want to be friends with that creepy kid Caspar anymore.

 

[Bender]

that's sad

don't know about that. you never really hear about dry aged beef that old, wonder how it tasted.

 

[Bender]

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really salivating at whomever took that picture.

good luck.

 

[Bender]

he/she reports back to Santa during the month leading up to Christmas.

We can do an episode on it on the Pnk and ill podcast

seems odd to teach kids about snitches getting stitches at such an early age, but who am i to judge?

 

[ill]

seems odd to teach kids about snitches getting stitches at such an early age, but who am i to judge?

 

[Me]

seems odd to teach kids about snitches getting stitches at such an early age, but who am i to judge?

Learn em young

 

[Bender]

well, i've done about as much as i can here. time to see who wins this flower show on HBO.

 

[ill]

baking some pig ears for the dog

low heat for 5 hrs

 

[White Knight]

Need more posts from you.

Thanks, I will.

 

[Me]

Company that handled the electricity for my old place: you owe us $38. Pay by next Wednesday or we'll send to collection.

Same company when I try to access my account: this account does not exist.


Dafuq

 

[Guy Incognito]

I think Guy should have the elf on the shelf around year round

You shut your whore mouth.

That little bastard isn't welcome in my house.

 

[redseat]

lesbians really going at it today?

Surprisingly they haven't gone at it today

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Thanks, I will.

 

[redseat]

shit, she's deaf and blind, they couldn't just pretend to put her on a plane and dump her in any pool?

 

[Guy Incognito]

Tank's back from the dentist, they did laser surgery to cut the tongue tie and lip tie. Can already see he's able to get his tongue out further. This is supposed to help him eat better.

Favre help us.

 

[basement bias]

Curious to see if Grand is old enough for pedal pull and I'd Buck is too old. Grand will be mad if he can't and could cause a scene. See if I get any video at work if that's the case.

 

[ill]

Tank's back from the dentist, they did laser surgery to cut the tongue tie and lip tie. Can already see he's able to get his tongue out further. This is supposed to help him eat better.

Favre help us.

need a speech pathologist next?

 

[redseat]

so, you don't find it as fun to play with your new hot wheels as you do with your old ones?

interesting.

one follow-up, how often do you still play with them?

Huh?

I have a nephew and I look for the hot wheels and from what I've seen they look like shit compared to when I was a kid.. I haven't played with them in about 15-20 years

 

[kobesgame]

"Friends with benefits: how to share your juicebox with two different kids"

A friend of mine had a graduation party for her oldest son recently. Her youngest is like 11. The 11yo walked around and told anyone that would listen that her brother’s girlfriend wasn’t actually a girlfriend….they were just friends with benefits.

She thought it meant that they were just holding hands.

 

[williewilliejuan]

You shut your whore mouth.

That little bastard isn't welcome in my house.

I think my kids are fucking with me on it. They’re old enough to know it’s a scam, but they play along. I think it’s because they know I hate it.