Tuesday - There's a Hurricane coming through

Why can't I use this map to make decisions? I was going to go out for a nice steak tonight based on these projections.

where do you live? in most likely hood this thing will hit sarasota or just south of sarasota. :rip: to @JuiceTheGator but still....

this will pull the water out of tampa bay saving Tampa/St Pete from major flooding
 
where do you live? in most likely hood this thing will hit sarasota or just south of sarasota. :rip: to @JuiceTheGator but still....

this will pull the water out of tampa bay saving Tampa/St Pete from major flooding
I live in Ohio. I was going to justify the steak with the Mrs using this map. I am screwed now
 
where do you live? in most likely hood this thing will hit sarasota or just south of sarasota. :rip: to @JuiceTheGator but still....

this will pull the water out of tampa bay saving Tampa/St Pete from major flooding
Pardon me while I say Fuck Tampa.
 
Going to chalk this up similar to the food distribution fires and etc. Some weird shit happening that seems more than a coincidence.

Tl;Dr: timing is not suspicious. Industrial accidents happen on the reg.
 
BTW, latest update on local news is that it has shifted and now landfall expected around Sarasota area.
 
Woman on the resort facebook page posted pics yesterday, tons of rain, water pooling in places I've never seen it before.

Inb4 handi shows up with grr derr not a resort grr trailer park derrr fish lives in an old trailer in a trailer park grrrrsouthlake blankets and water derrrr
 
Woman on the resort facebook page posted pics yesterday, tons of rain, water pooling in places I've never seen it before.

Inb4 handi shows up with grr derr not a resort grr trailer park derrr fish lives in an old trailer in a trailer park grrrrsouthlake blankets and water derrrr
Derp tampa!
 
Pardon me while I say Fuck Tampa.

now now..

its a hurricane that isn't even out of Cuba yet... I felt the front though come through houston.. but things can still change. buck up. lets hope for a crystal river hit. fucking hillbillies up there
 
Back atcha Snowbird
I just can't find one redeeming quality for Tampa.

I broke down there twice. Got fucked on a tire there once. Traffic sucks on 75 at all hours it seems because ignorant motherfuckers are running over each other.
 
Wow standing water in Florida? What is happening that is k-razy!

Aside from the fact that over half of that state is built on a swamp there is also a pretty large body of water right fucking next to it
 
I just can't find one redeeming quality for Tampa.

I broke down there twice. Got fucked on a tire there once. Traffic sucks on 75 at all hours it seems because ignorant motherfuckers are running over each other.
So it's Tampa's fault you drove a shitty car???
 
I got friends with places in Siesta Key not too far from the gulf, I'm sure they'd rather it not hit Sarasota.

I don't want high winds and devastation in the center of the state on hwy 80 where my place is.

I can't look out for everyone.
 
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