Tuesday With Fewer Douchebags

Those are the two I usually fly now. American, because they have the most options out of Columbus, and United cause flights to Chicago.
sucks discovery channel GIF by Discovery Europe
 
Roy's constant redecorating reminds me of this episode of The Office where Jan completely takes over and changes Michael's condo.


Michael brags on the 9 inch tv she let him have that he has to stand up to watch.
She takes the whole bed and he gets to sleep on a chest at the foot of the bed.
Jan: So this is the master bedroom, and these walls used to like white, like an asylum. So I wanted it to be softer, So I had it painted in eggshell white.
Michael: Guess what, white and eggshell white are exactly the same color.
Jan: [puts away video camera facing the bed] Babe I thought you said you were going to tidy things up.
Michael: Well, I-
Jan: Shame on you.
Pam: What a cute bench.
Michael: Thanks, that’s my bed. Jan has some space issues, so I curl up on that puppy.
Jim: Really? ’cause… seems pretty narrow… and short.
Michael: It’s actually a lot bigger than it seems. Look at this. [Lies down]
Jan: See, he fits perfectly.


LOL at Michael with that tiny flat screen.
 
With all the crap going on with airlines, I'll just drive or stay home.

we drove to St Louis last week rather than fly, but 5-ish hours is about my max.
 
I fly on American a lot given their major presence in Dallas and rarely have issues.

mainly my hatred for American is having to connect in DFW. I don't want to be in Texas and I'm sure Texas feels the same way.
 
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we drove to St Louis last week rather than fly, but 5-ish hours is about my max.
You came within 3-4 miles of my estate, did you wave?
 
There was likely a finger involved in his gesture
I remember when we were pals.

I gave him an illegal driver that Callaway gave me my money back for in exchange for him doing thousands of dollars worth of work on my website.
 
How many Gen Xers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. We just sit back and laugh at the boomers and millennials blaming each other for the room being dark.
 
we drove to St Louis last week rather than fly, but 5-ish hours is about my max.
Yeah, that's my border, too. Personal trips to Chicago are either drive or fly, depending on how many people are going and cost of flights
 
I remember when we were pals.

I gave him an illegal driver that Callaway gave me my money back for in exchange for him doing thousands of dollars worth of work on my website.

if I was mad at you sometime in the past, that's ancient history.

There's only one idiot here that I wouldn't piss on if he was on fire.
 
Yeah, that's my border, too. Personal trips to Chicago are either drive or fly, depending on how many people are going and cost of flights
Driving is preferable so you can haul enough weaponry and ammunition to survive if the next Purge is going on.
 
Not near my estate.

I'm close to where I24 merges into I57.

Marion Federal Penitentiary

passed there on saturday evening. I-24 was closed on wednesday so we had to take a northerly route there.
 
mainly my hatred for American is having to connect in DFW. I don't want to be in Texas and I'm sure Texas feels the same way.
Of all of the airports to hate, DFW isn’t even top twenty for me. Other than the fact that it’s nearly impossible to depart and arrive at the same terminal (since American flies into Terminals A-D), it’s one of the easier airports to navigate. I’ll take it all day over O’Hare, LAX, Dulles, Atlanta, Minneapolis, etc.
 
Driving is preferable so you can haul enough weaponry and ammunition to survive if the next Purge is going on.
Don't need that on the north side
 
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