Tuesday's Evidence Gathering and Pretrial of Ill for the Outcasting of the Worlds Worst Hippie Ever

[Peter Gozintite]

That's a bold move, Cotton. Pretty early in the proceedings. That's usually the afternoon "pull a bottle from the bottom drawer" move.

Im a sipper

 

[stakesarehigh]

As the defendant refuses to offer a credible defense I make a motion he be declared guilty, be stripped of all internet usage for life, and be banished out of the United States for life, or until interplanetary travel becomes possible at which time he will be transported to another planet.

I'm guessing a plea is out of the question after that statement

 

[ill]

It's a fucking Tacoma. No one needs that.

it's a really nice Tacoma.

 

[ill]

SO youre admitting guilt?

I is innocent, boss.

 

[stakesarehigh]

The face to the boobs was a little much.

Hmm...didn't consider he'd be that bold

Figured a little tap on the behind with a whoops followed or something

 

[kobesgame]

As a court official, you should be willing to help get this straightened out. Plus, can you get the half man, @Flavortown Tebow to reply to me. He has been ignoring me, and it hurts muh feels.

I forget what my role is on this matter.

 

[Me]

Some days I think the toddler is a tumor.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I is innocent, boss.

You just said you didnt do nothin, so you did something.

 

[ill]

meanwhile, Douche hides behind a newspaper in the back row of the courtroom giggling.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I forget what my role is on this matter.

I thought I made it pretty clear I have no idea how this shit works.

 

[ill]

You just said you didnt do nothin, so you did something.

all I am guilty of is falling for a vortex.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

all I am guilty of is falling for a vortex.

After years of posting with douche, claiming ignorace of the vortex is no excuse.

 

[ill]

After years of posting with douche, claiming ignorace of the vortex is no excuse.

not claiming ignorance, sir.

just saying I fell for the bait.

he's a master baiter.

 

[kobesgame]

I set that one up on a tee for someone to send to the cheap seats, but nothing doing, so here goes:

You set it up so well that no one took advantage. Well done.

 

[Me]

not claiming ignorance, sir.

just saying I fell for the bait.

he's a master baiter.

Is he not wet, tho

 

[kobesgame]

Probably should leave that one off the birthday card

I save those comments for the dark corners of the internet.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

not claiming ignorance, sir.

just saying I fell for the bait.

he's a master baiter.

"A man that represents himself in court, has a fool for a client."

Where is your counsel?

 

[ill]

Is he not wet, tho

only because he does it whilst sitting down in a public shower at the gym

 

[kobesgame]

Im a sipper

Allowed.

 

[PnkPanther]

As a court official, you should be willing to help get this straightened out. Plus, can you get the half man, @Flavortown Tebow to reply to me. He has been ignoring me, and it hurts muh feels.