Tuesday's Evidence Gathering and Pretrial of Ill for the Outcasting of the Worlds Worst Hippie Ever

all I am guilty of is falling for a vortex.
how could you be so sure joe pesci GIF
 
Prosecution goes first then defense.
Closings are prosecution, then defense, then prosecution gets rebuttal.
@Fish, fire away! Im going to need a full opening statement. Leave no vortex unturned, and please try to provide a link or two that support your statements.
 
@Fish, fire away! Im going to need a full opening statement. Leave no vortex unturned, and please try to provide a link or two that support your statements.
Ahem, your honor, you’re not allowed to present evidence during openings. It’s only to advise the jury what the evidence will show.
 
@Fish, fire away! Im going to need a full opening statement. Leave no vortex unturned, and please try to provide a link or two that support your statements.
it would be nice to know what I actually did...
 
Ahem, your honor, you’re not allowed to present evidence during openings. It’s only to advise the jury what the evidence will show.
I resent you.
 
Ahem, your honor, you’re not allowed to present evidence during openings. It’s only to advise the jury what the evidence will show.
Do you see a jury here?
 
@Fish, fire away! Im going to need a full opening statement. Leave no vortex unturned, and please try to provide a link or two that support your statements.
Can the prosecutor also be a witness to the alleged crime? Seems like a conflict of interest.
 
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