Tuesday's here

SlinkyRedfoot said:
Guys, so my cousin's best friend's band is about to fly off the chain any day now. They've spent the last three months on a virtual tour of the Czech Republic, opening up for Winger. You'll be hearing them all over the radio any day now. I hang out with the drummer all the time. His girlfriend is a total smoke show that always wears belly shirts and fishnet stockings, even in the winter, and yesterday she almost remembered my name.

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Does sound like Rock... Good effort
 
Bender said:
does she have to make sure she doesn't miss tea with the queen.
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Google image search!

I actually searched for "slightly overweight skank," and that's what I got.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Guys, so my cousin's best friend's band is about to fly off the chain any day now. They've spent the last three months on a virtual tour of the Czech Republic, opening up for Winger. You'll be hearing them all over the radio any day now. I hang out with the drummer all the time. His girlfriend is a total smoke show that always wears belly shirts and fishnet stockings, even in the winter, and yesterday she almost remembered my name, but ended up just calling me "dab guy," which I'm cool with.

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You sound like Rocko now.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Yeah, well, just remember, nobody knows you when you're down and out.
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You broke or went all in on a bet? Think I remember seeing your name when I clicked on an NHL game earlier.

Or yesterday maybe.
 
DJ said:
You broke or went all in on a bet? Think I remember seeing your name when I clicked on an NHL game earlier.

Or yesterday maybe.
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I go all in everyday.
 
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Got my car back, bitches
 
New personal #pelobest. 493. Need to hit 500 next time
 
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