Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

I heard they would be kindness and respect here

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How did your parents feel when you told them you were gay?

Over on that other site you talked about DJ's junk for months in multiple threads. But that's not gay right?
 
Mark Cuban looks really old.
 
So we have an extended visitor staying with us for 13 weeks. It's my hag's cousin and she is a traveling nurse working in Atlanta for this stretch of her job. She has only been with us for a week and I already made her cry twice. The first time she cried was because she watched me going down the basement stairs. God Damn sympathy tears! I thought she should be happy for me instead.

Yeah, no doubt it's ugly as fuck when I'm on my feet but save the tears for when I CAN'T go down the stairs anymore.

The second time I made her cry was because I dared to ask her if she was planning on paying any rent for the shelter we're providing her.

I mean come on, it's not like she's down here on hard luck, w/o a job and such. And 13 weeks is a long time! She fucking tattled on me to my mom/hag and my Lady Hag went psycho-mom on me! She tries to mother the fuck outta me if I don't stomp a clumsy foot down now and again.

Anyway back to the cousin. She's 34 an pretty cute, about 5' 4" and a buck 30. But the last time I saw her she was as big as a fucking baby elephant! She had that gastric bypass surgery and dropped well over a 100 pounds. And so I complimented her on her new figure and that upset her too, WTF!

And boy oh boy is she ever a heavy drinker! When we were getting our floors done last week we stayed at my He-Hags (bro-in-law) place for a couple days and one of his friends had gifted him a $50 bottle of bourbon a while ago and Heather (the nurse) drank the entire bottle by herself in one evening! My He-Hag never even got one snort of his own bourbon! HAHAHAHA!

Anyway since then, almost a week ago, Heather took a week off to visit friends in Naples, Fla and I think she will be back today.

So 11 more weeks with Heather. Don't get me wrong though, I like her just fine, she's almost as sweet as she is flaky!

I hope I have more stories worth sharing!
 
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