Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Just another example that you can never trust a bunny…


A bear was chasing this bunny around a forest. They ran into a clearing and were running around a certain huge redwood where a genie lived. The genie got so tired of the racket that he finally came out and told the pair that he would grant them 3 wishes a piece if they would just leave him alone. The pair agreed. The bear said he would go first. "I wish...that all the bears in this forest were female." The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned and asked for a helmet. The bear thought that strange but continued. "I wish...that all the bears in this country to be female!" The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned again and wished for a motorcycle. He jumped on the bike, put on his helmet and started gunning it. The bear looked at the bunny and said, "You must be the stupidest bunny I ever met!" Then he asked for his last wish. "I wish...that all the bears in this world to be female!" The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned and said, "I wish the bear was gay."
 
A bunny and a bear were both squatting down, side by side, having a poop in the woods. The bear turns to the bunny and says, “Do you ever get poop stuck in your fur?”. The bunny replies, “Nope, not really”. So the bear grabs the bunny and wipes his butt with it.
 
dbldwn711 said:
Just another example that you can never trust a bunny…


A bear was chasing this bunny around a forest. They ran into a clearing and were running around a certain huge redwood where a genie lived. The genie got so tired of the racket that he finally came out and told the pair that he would grant them 3 wishes a piece if they would just leave him alone. The pair agreed. The bear said he would go first. "I wish...that all the bears in this forest were female." The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned and asked for a helmet. The bear thought that strange but continued. "I wish...that all the bears in this country to be female!" The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned again and wished for a motorcycle. He jumped on the bike, put on his helmet and started gunning it. The bear looked at the bunny and said, "You must be the stupidest bunny I ever met!" Then he asked for his last wish. "I wish...that all the bears in this world to be female!" The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned and said, "I wish the bear was gay."
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That gall dang Bunny, what a fuckin b-whole bitch! She never came back yet neither!
 
My brother Joe got real mad at me when I told him Trump wears diapers and that Trump shat 'eem self on the set of The Apprentice. He got all pissy! HAHAHA!
 
I'm boozin it up a little bit this fine evening! I got this blackberry whiskey! I filled a glass with ice and then the liquor, it taste like candy!
 
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Parka said:
I'm boozin it up a little bit this fine evening! I got this blackberry whiskey! I filled a glass with ice and then the liquor, it taste like candy!
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Good Sunday Morning Kind Friends, Dummies & Lovers!

My Bunny Hag still hasn't showed her fur! I know where she is I bet. At her brother's house, the ORIGINAL HE-HAG, not 'MY' he-hag!

Here's what happened friends. Me an my Bunny got frisky once and she bore a son. Our son will be 30 at the end of March and he finally moved out a year ago. Well when his and his buddies lease expired they all decided to move.

When my son moved out of our house, my stress levels dropped like crazy. Of course I love him but he is a lazy LAZY person. I would literally have to beg him to help me carry things up and down from the basement and it would always pain him, like I'm such a bother to him. He is NEVER eager to help me, and he NEVER asks, 'what can I help you with today, Dad?'

He doesn't have a job, he claims he works from home doing some freelance stuff on the computer. He sleeps in past noon most days and he stays up till 5 am. And he is so SO private about his private life. He is so very unmotivated, he avoids physical activity like the plague, he's doughy and flabby, and when he cuts the lawn, a grown ass man btw, you'd think an uninterested 12 years old did the work. He has never had a girl friend or boy friend that I know of, he's likely a virgin and he might be too lazy to be interested in sex.

His greatest accomplishment in life is graduating High School!

And you know what, friends? I can live with all those things in my house. But what I WILL NOT live with is when my son wants to challenge my word, he gets all snide and pompous and bitchy and he thinks he's so god damn smart! My son is basically a do-nothing dud, I describe him as a 'human road block', he constantly makes excuses for not accomplishing things, for lack of growth. He is about a semester shy of graduating college (supposedly) and he seems completely disinterested in finishing college.

If I'm faced with a road block in life, if I can't go around it I will go over it. If I can't go over it I will go under it and if I can't go under it I will smash right through that road block.

So If my son wants to live with me, at the VERY least, he better not even look at me side ways!

And so that's what happened Tuesday evening, I let my feelings be known and my Bunny bolted and our dud son went with his mommy! That dynamic has never changed. Something better change if my dud of a do nothing son wants to live in my house.
 
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Parka said:
Good Sunday Morning Kind Friends, Dummies & Lovers!

My Bunny Hag still hasn't showed her fur! I know where she is I bet. At her brother's house, the ORIGINAL HE-HAG, not 'MY' he-hag!

Here's what happened friends. Me an my Bunny got frisky once and she bore a son. Our son will be 30 at the end of March and he finally moved out a year ago. Well when his and his buddies lease expired they all decided to move.

When my son moved out of our house, my stress levels dropped like crazy. Of course I love him but he is a lazy LAZY person. I would literally have to beg him to help me carry things up and down from the basement and it would always pain him, like I'm such a bother to him. He is NEVER eager to help me, and he NEVER asks, 'what can I help you with today, Dad?'

He doesn't have a job, he claims he works from home doing some freelance stuff on the computer. He sleeps in past noon most days and he stays up till 5 am. And he is so SO private about his private life. He is so very unmotivated, he avoids physical activity like the plague, he's doughy and flabby, and when he cuts the lawn, a grown ass man btw, you'd think an uninterested 12 years old did the work. He has never had a girl friend or boy friend that I know of, he's likely a virgin and he might be too lazy to be interested in sex.

His greatest accomplishment in life is graduating High School!

And you know what, friends? I can live with all those things in my house. But what I WILL NOT live with is when my son wants to challenge my word, he gets all snide and pompous and bitchy and he thinks he's so god damn smart! My son is basically a do-nothing dud, I describe him as a 'human road block', he constantly makes excuses for not accomplishing things, for lack of growth. He is about a semester shy of graduating college (supposedly) and he seems completely disinterested in finishing college.

If I'm faced with a road block in life, if I can't go around it I will go over it. If I can't go over it I will go under it and if I can't go under it I will smash right through that road block.

So If my son wants to live with me, at the VERY least, he better not even look at me side ways!

And so that's what happened Tuesday evening, I let my feelings be known and my Bunny bolted and our dud son went with his mommy! That dynamic has never changed. Something better change if my dud of a do nothing son wants to live in my house.
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Sounds like mom is an enabler.
 
FFS WTF IMO DOE ATM
 
Parka said:
Good Sunday Morning Kind Friends, Dummies & Lovers!

My Bunny Hag still hasn't showed her fur! I know where she is I bet. At her brother's house, the ORIGINAL HE-HAG, not 'MY' he-hag!

Here's what happened friends. Me an my Bunny got frisky once and she bore a son. Our son will be 30 at the end of March and he finally moved out a year ago. Well when his and his buddies lease expired they all decided to move.

When my son moved out of our house, my stress levels dropped like crazy. Of course I love him but he is a lazy LAZY person. I would literally have to beg him to help me carry things up and down from the basement and it would always pain him, like I'm such a bother to him. He is NEVER eager to help me, and he NEVER asks, 'what can I help you with today, Dad?'

He doesn't have a job, he claims he works from home doing some freelance stuff on the computer. He sleeps in past noon most days and he stays up till 5 am. And he is so SO private about his private life. He is so very unmotivated, he avoids physical activity like the plague, he's doughy and flabby, and when he cuts the lawn, a grown ass man btw, you'd think an uninterested 12 years old did the work. He has never had a girl friend or boy friend that I know of, he's likely a virgin and he might be too lazy to be interested in sex.

His greatest accomplishment in life is graduating High School!

And you know what, friends? I can live with all those things in my house. But what I WILL NOT live with is when my son wants to challenge my word, he gets all snide and pompous and bitchy and he thinks he's so god damn smart! My son is basically a do-nothing dud, I describe him as a 'human road block', he constantly makes excuses for not accomplishing things, for lack of growth. He is about a semester shy of graduating college (supposedly) and he seems completely disinterested in finishing college.

If I'm faced with a road block in life, if I can't go around it I will go over it. If I can't go over it I will go under it and if I can't go under it I will smash right through that road block.

So If my son wants to live with me, at the VERY least, he better not even look at me side ways!

And so that's what happened Tuesday evening, I let my feelings be known and my Bunny bolted and our dud son went with his mommy! That dynamic has never changed. Something better change if my dud of a do nothing son wants to live in my house.
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So you are in a wheelchair and just ran off your family?



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