Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

[Fish]

Great! I know you’re busy this weekend so let’s make it next weekend! See you at your place!!

Why don't you all meet up at your imaginary hawaiian solar powered castle.

Then check out the barbie house and castle greyskull.

 

[dbldwn711]

Why don't you all meet up at your imaginary hawaiian solar powered castle.

Then check out the barbie house and castle greyskull.

Seriously man, I gotta give you credit. What a score you had getting that lot with all that junk that the other old fart didn’t want to throw away. I can see why you’d be so excited to get that stuff! Now, all you need is a dumpy couch some other old fart wants to throw away and you’ll be living the good life next summer!

 

[Fish]

Seriously man, I gotta give you credit. What a score you had getting that lot with all that junk that the other old fart didn’t want to throw away. I can see why you’d be so excited to get that stuff! Now, all you need is a dumpy couch some other old fart wants to throw away and you’ll be living the hood life next summer!

It came with a nice new couch in the tv gazebo, but thanks for thinking of me.

 

[dbldwn711]

It came with a nice new couch in the tv gazebo, but thanks for thinking of me.

See! You’re already there! Who needs a condo that appreciates in value!! That’s for fools! You’ve got a “lot” that you have to pay for and an RV that requires constant repairs and depreciates in value!

#shrewd.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

See! You’re already there! Who needs a condo that appreciates in value!! That’s for fools! You’ve got a “lot” that you have to pay for and an RV that requires constant repairs and depreciates in value!

#shrewd.

You are fired up today!

 

[dbldwn711]

You are fired up today!

Gotta get it in now. I’ve got a busy day later.

 

[Parka]

aquarium looks kick ass. does the guide bear sleep in the bottom ?

Thanks Handi! The Guide Bear, he sleeps Under the Porch. I thought erry body knew that!

But eventually I do have unfinished plans to fix up the inside of that tank cabinet. One thing I plan to do, instead of a drawer pull-out, I want to make just a flat panel pull-out to use as a desk and prep area and stuff like that.

 

[Fish]

Gotta get it in now. I’ve got a busy day later.

I bet you do, those dicks aren't gonna suck themselves.

 

[dbldwn711]

I bet you do, those dicks aren't gonna suck themselves.

You would certainly know all about that.

 

[Parka]

Great! I know you’re busy this weekend so let’s make it next weekend! See you at your place!!

But I thought we was going to Hawaii like @Fish said!

 

[dbldwn711]

But I thought we was going to Hawaii like @Fish said!

Not unless that old fool is gonna drive there

 

[Parka]

Why don't you all meet up at your imaginary hawaiian solar powered castle.

Then check out the barbie house and castle greyskull.

Yes, PLEASE!

 

[Parka]

I bet you do, those dicks aren't gonna suck themselves.

Well why not!?!

 

[Parka]

Seriously man, I gotta give you credit. What a score you had getting that lot with all that junk that the other old fart didn’t want to throw away. I can see why you’d be so excited to get that stuff! Now, all you need is a dumpy couch some other old fart wants to throw away and you’ll be living the good life next summer!

Hey Padre, check out my lot! And I'm saving up to purchase my own Meadow someday!

@Crew Life Forever

 

[Parka]

@HammerDown done did say we can't get heavy no more in the Locker Room threads! CRAP!

That means I will no longer be allowed to bitch about my Ass Whole Brother Joe!

Sing it with me, Dummies, Lovers & Friends!

He Ain't Heavy, He's my (asshole) brother Joe!

 

[Handicappers]

Not unless that old fool is gonna drive there


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RIP FolgersRon

 

[Parka]

I have a general question. Has anybody discovered if Alaska Guy and that @MagicTaco are the same person?

 

[Parka]

Bigfoot is real.

NO

Case Closed, Dummies! And don't nobody dare Fuck with the Crew. Now, I'm not getting heavy or anything... not yet!

 

[Parka]

Man alive, @Deep Creek just gave me the BEST idea!

I'm going to hold Summer School classes right here Under the Porch! Now the subject matter is still undecided.

In other developments, I did not mess with the stuck shut garage door yesterday and my Inner Junkie is FURIOUS!

Even had I got the door open, it rained all day and no way would I want to take my Power Wheels out in such inclement conditions!

So yesterday after accomplishing nothing whatsoever, my Inner Junkie and my Inner Ear got in a huge fight! Inner Ear was just sick & tired of Inner Junkie constantly griping, I want this, I want that, so I'm like, fuck it, I'm staying out of this one and Inner Junkie wasted Inner Ear!

Now I have an ear ache on one side and cauliflower ear on the other! And I still ain't got me no Delta 8!

I however, am a WELL KNOWN problem solver and me and ALL my innards are going Power Wheeling today!

 

[Deep Creek]

Man alive, @Deep Creek just gave me the BEST idea!

I'm going to hold Summer School classes right here Under the Porch! Now the subject matter is still undecided.

In other developments, I did not mess with the stuck shut garage door yesterday and my Inner Junkie is FURIOUS!

Even had I got the door open, it rained all day and no way would I want to take my Power Wheels out in such inclement conditions!

So yesterday after accomplishing nothing whatsoever, my Inner Junkie and my Inner Ear got in a huge fight! Inner Ear was just sick & tired of Inner Junkie constantly griping, I want this, I want that, so I'm like, fuck it, I'm staying out of this one and Inner Junkie wasted Inner Ear!

Now I have an ear ache on one side and cauliflower ear on the other! And I still ain't got me no Delta 8!

I however, am a WELL KNOWN problem solver and me and ALL my innards are going Power Wheeling today!

IIRC, classes under the porch at GR’s Ice Haus consisted of topics such as “ OOC Schedule Strength…or lack thereof”, “ High Powered Offenses or Weak Defenses”, “Playing Defense via Ball Control Offense” and “Who In The Hell Trashed The Ice”Haus”.