Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Agreed. Thing looks spectacular.
I need to revisit this revelation! There's a good reason I only showed the left half. It's because the right half is underdeveloped with just a tiny rock pile and small forested area. This was and still will be home to what I originally referred to as 'Kitch Corner', however, upon further reflection a name change has been made!

The New Development will be known as: Kitchycoo Park!

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Here's a cool pic of those tiny tadpoles on a lily pad. That lily pad is about 4 inches across.
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And these are the roots from the floating plants above the Future 'Kitchycoo Park'.
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And last pic is a new lily pad getting ready to open.
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I WORSHIP my Aquarium! It's filled with the Holiest of Holy Water too! I Swear to God!

HAVE I EVER DENIED A GOOD TIME? Shan't no, I ain't never done that!
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Fuckin Aye Right! That is how hillbilly hippies talked in Akron, 1973 to the 80's I guess. Did anybody else use that term, 'Fuckin A Right'?
Local dialect is interesting.
I'm self answering! And I dint research anything! Copy and Paste.

What’s the origin of “fuckin’ A”?​


A STAFF REPORT FROM THE STRAIGHT DOPE SCIENCE ADVISORY BOARD

By Straight Dope Staff Feb 27, 2003
Dear Straight Dope:
What is the origin of the saying, "fuckin' A"? I know I first heard it from friends who are big fans of the movie Office Space, as am I. But the saying has seemed to take a new meaning. Is "fuckin' A" just something that the writer of Office Space made up?
Josh Slavin.
SamClem replies:
The writer of Office Space could have made up the phrase, but he would have had to have been born in the 1920s or earlier, so I doubt it.
I can remember hearing the phrase for the first time when I entered college in 1962. It was the favorite expression of a jock who lived on my floor. When someone told him that a certain football team was the greatest, for example, he’d reply, "fuckin’ A!" Even though I hadn’t encountered the term in my sheltered high school career, I knew exactly what he meant from the context–“you’re absolutely right.”
The phrase is first recorded in print in 1947, in Norman Mailer’s World War II novel The Naked and the Dead. Mailer has a character say, "’You’re fuggin ay,’ Gallegher snorted.” The actress Tallulah Bankhead claimed she met Mailer at a party and said, “So, you’re the guy who doesn’t know how to spell fuck.” (The story is sometimes told with Dorothy Parker as the speaker.) Mailer told an interviewer he never met Tallulah Bankhead, and in any case he knew how to spell four-letter words–the euphemism was used in order not to offend the sensibilities of readers in 1947. "Fuggin ay” suggests how hard it is to come by cites of one of the (formerly?) most offensive words in the English language–the next print citation of the phrase is from 1955, ". . . freaking-A loud sneeze,” where it meant “goddamned.”
The phrase has been an adverb, an adjective, an infix (an affix stuck into the middle of a root, e.g., "abso-fuckin’-A-lutely"), and an interjection in its lifetime. It has been used to mean “yes, indeed,” “absolutely (correct),” “splendid,” “very well,” and “fucking” or “goddamned.”
Having established that the term existed in WWII (and no doubt before), we now want to divine what the “A” means. @#%*!! I was hoping no one would ask that. Because that’s the harder part to figure out.
 
I have a great fish story to tell! In my kiddie pools I put two of my goldfish in two pools. I did lose Baker and Candy Corn in one pool, a deadly accident took them from me! However, in the adjacent kiddie pool I also placed John & Christmas Candy and a decision was made to reunite my surviving swimmers back to the main tank.

This is John & Christmas Candy in a small bucket.
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And what happened when they re-entered the main tank was so effin cool! These two swimmers were in that kiddie pool close to one week and as soon they were let go back to the main tank, John was so excited, he would take turns sort of chasing the other swimmers and bump into them, he was absolutely vibrant and it was clear to me that he was making his greetings... These goldfish are smart and I'm convinced that John has a strong memory. And IMO, all intelligence is based on memory. John Candy's fins were so erect, he was SO ALIVE! My goldfish have developed bonds with each other, so cool!

So far I checked the water for nitrates twice, once a month and both times it registered zero PPM and so the third month is now due but I think I will wait an extra month to test it again.
 
Friends. This is BIG! It's best if yin's are seated for this news, its a Ball Buster!

It's the entertainment for the Summer of '22 Cripples Ball...

High Bishop Two Canes landed the Tabber Fuckin Nackle Choir and they want to perform Under the Porch for the After Party!
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Any ole way Dummies, I got some work done today but I couldn't finish up because I had to get the quarter round painted!
I got it primed and two top coats. Easy finish tomorrow and then we can move all the dining furniture back in that room from the garage.

Our garage has been used for storage since about a year ago and even though I don't keep a vehicle it sure will be a good feeling to have a normal garage again, instead of a hoarders heaven!
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Good Morning! Bull Shit, Me Honor!
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I NEED to talk about the 'BALL'! No, not the '22 Summer Cripples Ball, I wish! MY RIGHT BALL HURTS REAL BAD!

And let me remind Yins, it's a good gall dang thing I got me a pair of Balls because if I only had one Ball and it was on fire, I'd be fucked!

So since I got me a pair and they both hang about in the same coin purse so to speak, A Bad Ball Shan't be Denied!

Listen friends, and get comfortable too! This Ball Pain goes all the way through to my lower back... Not kidding.

So hell yes, I had a health scare this past weekend, I thought the Grim Reaper was wanting a word or two with me! It took me about a day to get past that dreadful feeling. The thing is, whenever I get a new or unusual pain, my brain and my inner-hypocondriac get together and come up with worst case scenarios! God Damned Scenario Clowns is what they are!

And then Friends, this is where the story gets best, I remembered that I was told I have a 15mm kidney stone, however, out of sight out of mind, I never felt a thing, I ignored that bit of info. I'm not ignoring it now! It won't let me!

And it hurts the worst when I'm sitting still or relaxing and ESPECIALLY when I lay down! I haven't been sleeping good at all.

So my plan is, since this pain seems to be slightly worse over the past few days, I want to finish up the floor trim in the dining room today and then today at 4pm Eastern I have a virtual with Dr. Green Been and I will ask for her advice.
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Well Hell, the good news is when I stay busy like a Beaver, that Ball & Lower Back pain isn't much more than a minor inconvenience!
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So I got the floor trim in the Dining Room finished and so I decided to take a break on the internet!
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The plan for the afternoon is to start the same gig in the front room. My next Project is to fully develop Kitsch Park! So far I have invested Tens and Tens of dollars into infrastructure and amenities to enhance the Lives of those living in the general vicinity of the future Kitchycoo Park!
 
Well Hell, the good news is when I stay busy like a Beaver, that Ball & Lower Back pain isn't much more than a minor inconvenience!
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So I got the floor trim in the Dining Room finished and so I decided to take a break on the internet!
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The plan for the afternoon is to start the same gig in the front room. My next Project is to fully develop Kitsch Park! So far I have invested Tens and Tens of dollars into infrastructure and amenities to enhance the Lives of those living in the general vicinity of the future Kitchycoo Park!
Nice wainscot.
 
Nice wainscot.
Ahh, thanks Man! I didn't do that, that was already there when we moved here in '06. And BTW, that is just trim moulding simply fastened on top of the drywall. Anyway I did get both the dining and front room base boards and quarter round completed yesterday.

And I can't sleep right now because of that nagging pain that got me all fuckered up... I laid down about 9pm Eastern and dozed right off, I think I was just sleep deprived a little bit but I woke up two hours later and have been up since.

Dr. Green Been is strongly encouraging me to go to the ER. I can't go today because more kitsch is being delivered today for my fish tank! I might go on Thursday!

Here's what I have so far:Goodyear cigar ashtray.jpgAquarium Kitsch.jpg

And in these last two pics is the Scuba Guy protecting the Jewels & Gems. He will be taking up residence in Kitsch Park!
Also in those same two pics are both sides of Half & Half. Take a look how different each side is!
 

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And today the Eiffel Tower (a 15" replica) will be delivered as will a Triumph Motorcycle and I got a super Kitschy bubbler thingy coming also, with colored lights to be placed at the base of the Eiffel Tower. Kitchycoo Park will be the place to BE in 2022!
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New Crew member is shooting up the ranks. Just got promoted to Event Coordinator
Yeah, the Cripples Ball, I can hardly wait! Great Balls of Fire! I can't sleep again because of this stupid pain, it's so stupid, it don't even bother me much during the day. But when I lay down is when it hurts the worst.

I didn't go to the ER today and I'm glad about that. I did contact one of my health care pro's at the VA and tomorrow more of my care givers will confer and come up with a plan. My hope is I will just get an appt. for a scan or imaging and avoid the ER.

I did something else not too bright and I could tell Dr. Been Green was not pleased. I use medicine to help control my mood and I wanted to get control with out it, so I started cutting my pills in half and before I went to Ohio I started using just a 1/4 of a pill. Dr. Green Been said a 1/4 dose has no therapeutic effect and that it just kept me from withdrawal. I didn't tell Bunny what I was doing until after I told Dr. Been and damn it! It's clear that I need the calming effect of that medicine.

We're getting a new washer and dryer tomorrow! Since I paid those kitchen appliances off so easy, why not?

Those Kiddie pools are looking good. Remember when I said Bunny was giving me the Stink Eye? And I thought it was because I was loafing off? It was that third pool. Or maybe the second one.
 
Yeah, the Cripples Ball, I can hardly wait! Great Balls of Fire! I can't sleep again because of this stupid pain, it's so stupid, it don't even bother me much during the day. But when I lay down is when it hurts the worst.

I didn't go to the ER today and I'm glad about that. I did contact one of my health care pro's at the VA and tomorrow more of my care givers will confer and come up with a plan. My hope is I will just get an appt. for a scan or imaging and avoid the ER.

I did something else not too bright and I could tell Dr. Been Green was not pleased. I use medicine to help control my mood and I wanted to get control with out it, so I started cutting my pills in half and before I went to Ohio I started using just a 1/4 of a pill. Dr. Green Been said a 1/4 dose has no therapeutic effect and that it just kept me from withdrawal. I didn't tell Bunny what I was doing until after I told Dr. Been and damn it! It's clear that I need the calming effect of that medicine.

We're getting a new washer and dryer tomorrow! Since I paid those kitchen appliances off so easy, why not?

Those Kiddie pools are looking good. Remember when I said Bunny was giving me the Stink Eye? And I thought it was because I was loafing off? It was that third pool. Or maybe the second one.

hope you start to feel better soon pal. I hate hospitals as well. That being said, if the pain doesn’t get any better I’d go in very early Monday morning. You want to be in the ER (and in a bed as opposed to the waiting room ) when people start arriving for work on Monday. If you go in during the weekend most specialists aren’t there so you they will just warehouse you. Go in early Monday in the AM and be ready for them to do a full work up on ya next week.

keep us posted and again, I hope you can get some relief this weekend
 
I need to revisit this revelation! There's a good reason I only showed the left half. It's because the right half is underdeveloped with just a tiny rock pile and small forested area. This was and still will be home to what I originally referred to as 'Kitch Corner', however, upon further reflection a name change has been made!

The New Development will be known as: Kitchycoo Park!

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What will we do there?
 
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