Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Parka said:
Nah, I will just watch my neighbors do it instead. How are you doing? Did you decide what to do about that sinkhole in your driveway?
I think we should make a pond right there! Pondalicious! Pondtastic! Pond Pondington!
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I got the insurance money("not our fault" fuckers can eat a dick), now waiting for the contractor to get er done at the end of July sheeeeeeesh
 
NU_FTW said:
I got the insurance money("not our fault" fuckers can eat a dick), now waiting for the contractor to get er done at the end of July sheeeeeeesh
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Going to be patching it today or tomorrow with this polymer enhanced structural repair shit that is supposed to be legit, so nobody hurts themselves.

Stuff is supposed to be legit stick to anything repair anything be twice as strong
 
Parka said:
I just got a phone call, My Mom passed away this morning at 5:51 AM Eastern. It is Okay, friends. We are all okay.
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Parka said:
I just got a phone call, My Mom passed away this morning at 5:51 AM Eastern. It is Okay, friends. We are all okay.
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My sincere condolences Parka. I know you loved her very much.
 
Parka said:
I just got a phone call, My Mom passed away this morning at 5:51 AM Eastern. It is Okay, friends. We are all okay.
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Well I am very happy that you were able to spend some time with her recently and she looked so happy too. I think she may have felt you kids were going to be fine without her.

When my Dad died, he knew the end was near when he found himself in a hospital and suddenly folks he hadn't seen in years showed up.

First thing he said to me later that evening after they all left...."What do I have because it must be serious for all these people to suddenly show back up in my life!" How much longer do I have?

He left the hospital about a week later, went into Hospice care and died later the next morning.

That was 6 years ago yesterday. :cry:
 
Parka said:
I just got a phone call, My Mom passed away this morning at 5:51 AM Eastern. It is Okay, friends. We are all okay.
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Sorry for your loss pal. Glad you got to see her one last time recently.
 
dbldwn711 said:
Nice grand national!
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I Know That!
dbldwn711 said:
@Parka all bullshit
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UMBRAGE! ( I wonder if Padre thinks He's the only Man of the Cloth down here Under the Porch?)

Because I think the High Bishop would Worship Padre Under the Table, Under the Porch!

I Shall see Padre @dbldwn711 at Mass!
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Self Reporting!

I didn't to Jack Shit today! Who wants to Beg to Differ with me? @InYourHead ,

To the Meat Lockers, with GUSTO!
 
I did do a little bit, I chewed a start on that trim job, I watched my Swimmers a lot today, mostly.
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And look close and you can see a noisy frog!

I'm having another strong booze drink tonight, same thing as last time. 6 ounces of 80 proof Bourbon and two ounces of Coffee Liquor 24 proof to make it tolerable. Bourbon? Not my favorite by a long shot! A man has got to Worship though and I prefer Righteous Worship! Find the Frog!Frog in Kiddie Pool.jpg
 
Handicappers said:
Awesome work. Looks great. I want one.
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Let's make it happen. I take care of my people! But first I tole @SlinkyRedfoot but when I went to Ohio, I never even seen Slinky so I went ahead and practiced making one for Bunny after I got back to Ga. I would absolutely LOVE to do this project again in a different house. I could do the shelves so much Better & Faster and with lights! The Base Cabinets, it's actually one Long Ass Cabinet, I got that shit under Total Command and I can put one of those up pretty quick. I really want to do this again.
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And even with the lights, I have around 500 dollars in material in this entire project. It's not life changing money but the result will last many years.
 
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I can do the Sign of the Cross faster than anybody! And, I USE BOTH Mother Fuckin Hands so's to get it done Righteous Like!

Mass is gonna be Epic tomorrow!
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Dole ver 2.0 said:
God bless you and family at this time.

I wish I had a thousandth of the tradesman skills you obviously have. Carry on.
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Thanks Dole! As a matter of fact, my twin Bro Pete is coming to visit tomorrow for a couple days or however long he wants.

What happened was Pete texted our A-Whole bro Joe to ask about the wake Joe plans to host and for a reply A-Whole Joe Shamed & Guilted my twin bro for not coming to visit before our Mom passed away. So Me & Bunny are gonna take care of Pete for a couple days and show 'eem some Love! Almost Nobody Likes Joe anymore! Especially his in laws!!!

Listen to this though, I have the good news and bad news again. I found a new website to superimpose pictures, that is great news! I haven't figured out how to use it! Bad News! One more thing @Dole ver 2.0 and this is something I think you can Relate to because of your Steadfast Belief in Big Foot, I Strongly Believe in Mermaids!
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Sorry for your loss @Parka
Really glad you were able to go spend some time in Ohio recently...executed nicely/timely under the circumstances.

Joe has a right to call out Pete for not doing the visit. You're all banged up and got Bunny issues, and you still made it. I'm with Team Joe on this one.
 
Parka said:
Oh my, you will grow to regret it! We can visit that subject on another day...

:director:SELF REPORTING!

Listen Friends, this in No Humble Brag, what this is, is a He-Man Power Boast, 1st degree!

That flower bud on my water lily, it bloomed!
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Are you cooking jiffy pop in your aquarium?
 
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