Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

So Dummies & Friends, in no particular order, I have more Aquarium Chatter and I Might start Speaking in Tongues because I'm too God Damned Lazy and or stupid (rhymes with Cupid!) to learn Latin!

1. Just by removing the 4 glass lids and letting evaporation happen, the water temperature is down to a smidge over 80 degrees. 84 degrees isn't too warm but it is getting close to it. Warmer water holds less oxygen than cooler water. The water is Sparkling!
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2. Kitchykoo Park at Night Time!
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3. Those long grass like plants got trimmed. Now the jungle on the left side, it used to send runners over the edge of that terra cotta pot and it would look messy and I would get after it with scissors but now I don't need to anymore because now that my swimmers are getting bigger, any new growth gets eaten!
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I added this greenery today, it's the easiest to grow, dirty water (nutrients) and light. And this stuff looks nearly identical to stuff that grows in the wild... I just pulled about a half dozen prime leads off the masses of this plant that is growing in the kiddie pools and I bundled it and tucked it in there. It will grow like crazy in the tank too.
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Listen to this though, ya might even want to Take Notes! My Giant 639 Gallon He-Man Sized Kiddie Pool Shall be Delivered Today!

My Dummies, this is called, Taking it to the Next Level... On the Cheap! 48 Bucks for a plastic bag that holds 639 Gallons!
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Hi Friends! Well it's tomorrow afternoon already and the day started with promise. I even started with Fresh Sliffards!
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So Giddy!
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So yeah, then I lost a fuckin Sliffard and I began to Take Umbrage. What do you Kind Dummies think? It don't look right!Something ain't right!.jpg

But I kep on fillin it up anyway, it's the way us He-Men fuck shit up!
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I kicked that Left Sliffard off in Disgust! It was at this point where I had to decide to start over. Because I set this up just hoping the ground was level. Now I know for sure it isn't level and so shortly I will drain this and set it aside, get set up in a chair and level that patch of ground! I think on the next tomorrow, it will be a success!
 
Parka said:
So yeah, then I lost a fuckin Sliffard and I began to Take Umbrage. What do you Kind Dummies think? It don't look right!View attachment 78079

But I kep on fillin it up anyway, it's the way us He-Men fuck shit up!
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I kicked that Left Sliffard off in Disgust! It was at this point where I had to decide to start over. Because I set this up just hoping the ground was level. Now I know for sure it isn't level and so shortly I will drain this and set it aside, get set up in a chair and level that patch of ground! I think on the next tomorrow, it will be a success!
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Look like a pain in the ass.
 
I got more good news but I might tell it tomorrow! I got more fish! I have 20 different Gold Fish in the main tank now and every single one has been named except one, I turned into the Cat Lady except with Gold Fish instead! One of my newest is named Decoy! Because she is beautiful, bad & bold! And she got sold to Bunny as a $3 Calico but when I scoped her out, I noticed she was a Koi, hence the name Decoy! Decoy is a $9 fish but even at nine bucks, that is dirt cheap for a fish that could live 35 years or longer.

I had NO idea I would fall so hard for Gold Fish. They are Superior Pets!
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Look like a pain in the ass.
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It has Bean! Shan't Be Denied! A real He-Hassle is what it is and as a Legit Clumsy He-Man, I will WIN! That's the plan anyway. And Friends, as a Clumsy Senior Citizen nearing the end of my freshman year of Senior Citizenry, I might get Crowned King at the 2022 Cripples Ball!
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Making a mess! Hopefully a level mess. A couple wheel barrows of sand would be sweet! I don't have any but I do need to find some fill dirt somewhere else in the yard. This isn't easy for me... Bunny said she would help me tomorrow.
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:director:Self Reporting! I already effed up and it's only 8:33 AM Eastern. I'm allowed to take up to 3 pain pills a day and I normally use two, one in the morning and one later in the afternoon. I took muh first an hour ago and then I accidentally absent mindedly took the second one a moment ago! I used to do that on purpose for recreational purposes only, however, I have shit to do and now I'm gonna be a bit clumsier than my average clumsiness! It's because of my (good) habit of using Delta-8... It doesn't get me very high but it is such a clean buzz... and it beats the fuck outta ones short term memory just like real smoke.

If I fall down in the mud, I can get get back up like I did yesterday and I won't get hurt but if I fall down the basement steps, now that could get ugly... and it WON'T happen on my watch!

I have serious Kiddie Pool Issues! I should just retire and Dunce it Up by DunceCrafting Birdhouses!
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@Peter Gozintite , I understand work has dropped off for you and I always hope the Best for you! And now that you have time for the other things you want to do, I don't want to add to that list or cause you any extra work but I have a Super Friendly suggestion! It's not even a recommendation and it is certainly No Demand.

Turn your pool into an Oasis Pond! Please consider it and maybe your wife would like it! Win Big, Brother!Pool Pond.jpg
 
Parka said:
:director:Self Reporting! I already effed up and it's only 8:33 AM Eastern. I'm allowed to take up to 3 pain pills a day and I normally use two, one in the morning and one later in the afternoon. I took muh first an hour ago and then I accidentally absent mindedly took the second one a moment ago! I used to do that on purpose for recreational purposes only, however, I have shit to do and now I'm gonna be a bit clumsier than my average clumsiness! It's because of my (good) habit of using Delta-8... It doesn't get me very high but it is such a clean buzz... and it beats the fuck outta ones short term memory just like real smoke.

If I fall down in the mud, I can get get back up like I did yesterday and I won't get hurt but if I fall down the basement steps, now that could get ugly... and it WON'T happen on my watch!

I have serious Kiddie Pool Issues! I should just retire and Dunce it Up by DunceCrafting Birdhouses!
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I took one of my super duper sized headache pills this morning. Look like horse pills. Seems to be working a little bit.
 
Fish said:
I took one of my super duper sized headache pills this morning. Look like horse pills. Seems to be working a little bit.
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What I should really be doing is wrap up the Sermon to be Delivered at Mass Under the Porch for tomorrow! Cep I don't know where the High Bishop went off to!
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I did manage to partially fill the wheel barrow with some dirt that was mostly sand anyway! I thought I took a pic but it doesn't look like much. It's just o picture of muh wheel bare uh! And then I poured it out and I still need to go back out there and tamp it all down nice & flat like. All that extra pain pill did was slow me down and make me extra lazy. After that the tarp gets spread out and then Bunny will help me try to fill this blob up again! I promise more pictures!
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Fish said:
I took one of my super duper sized headache pills this morning. Look like horse pills. Seems to be working a little bit.
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Would you mind sitting next to @ill at Mass Under the Porch? If you prefer Special Seating it can be arranged at minimal cost!

And @NU_FTW , will you be taking Issue & Umbrage if you get seated beside @Bayou Tiger ? Two Canes gets Hyper-Irritated when a disruption in the Pews interrupts his Worshiping at Mass. High Bishop Two Canes can be very intimidating, or so it's understood among the Men of the Cloth...

My Dummies! There is one other thing that I have Bean Avoiding to bring up out of and because of my Good Nature.

However, Moreover & Furthermore, Nature has run her course and I Shan't remain silent any longer.

It would be helpful if yins could step it up with the Tithing... Me and the Guide Bear have a certain Lifestyle to Maintain...

I'm pissed I had to bring it up!
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Parka said:
Would you mind sitting next to @ill at Mass Under the Porch? If you prefer Special Seating it can be arranged at minimal cost!

And @NU_FTW , will you be taking Issue & Umbrage if you get seated beside @Bayou Tiger ? Two Canes gets Hyper-Irritated when a disruption in the Pews interrupts his Worshiping at Mass. High Bishop Two Canes can be very intimidating, or so it's understood among the Men of the Cloth...

My Dummies! There is one other thing that I have Bean Avoiding to bring up out of and because of my Good Nature.

However, Moreover & Furthermore, Nature has run her course and I Shan't remain silent any longer.

It would be helpful if yins could step it up with the Tithing... Me and the Guide Bear have a certain Lifestyle to Maintain...

I'm pissed I had to bring it up!
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As long as he showers or gets born again in the river first before being seated I'll be alright
 
The aquarium water is looking much better. There for a while, it looked like you poured a bucket of bear jizz in the tank...all cloudy en sech.
 
Handicappers said:
The aquarium water is looking much better. There for a while, it looked like you poured a bucket of bear jizz in the tank...all cloudy en sech.
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I'm still tweaking things too, with the lights mostly. I cut way back on the wattage and it is still plenty of light for heavy plant growth. That algae bloom I had early on was a head scratcher for me, the way it just stopped happening, it was a concern the algae and I thought once it started it would be a constant problem. I still need to clean the glass about once a week though but I will gladly take that over removing handfuls and handfuls of algae like I was doing during the algae bloom.

Guess what else? My Pond Issues have Bean Resolved!
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Hells Bells & Cocker Shells, 639 Gallons of potential Holy Water!
 
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