Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

What I do
Well you did inspire me to Craft that Rubber Band Power Tranny so's I could operate the Power Wheels hands-free...

And there was the time you inspired me to turn muh Power Wheels into a Dagon Earth Mover!

I want you to know your place when you are Under the Porch. @williewilliejuan , he doesn't visit often, however, his chair and table is WAY the FUCK nicer than your rickety stool in the corner... Under the Porch!
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Well you did inspire me to Craft that Rubber Band Power Tranny so's I could operate the Big Wheels hands-free...

And there was the time you inspired me to turn muh Power Wheels into a Dagon Earth Mover!

I want you to know your place when you are Under the Porch. @williewilliejuan , he doesn't visit often, however, his chair and table is WAY the FUCK nicer than your rickety stool in the corner... Under the Porch!
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Bitch I don't sit down, and how dare you think I don't take what I want when I want it. Pffffffffffffffffffft, if I want @williewilliejuan 's seat and table I'd take it, unfortunately there's not enough bleach in the world for the mess he made there when you were out of town
 
As you can see, my Swimmers have decent variety of dried foods. And those tiny dried shrimp, they are about the size of a grain of rice and they actually smell real good! My Swimmers are getting fat too, it's because I feed them a lot, like five times a day and I want them to grow fast and they are.

I have another new Koi since I lost Danarys and this new guy, I named him Dopey because he just seems sorta dopey!

I have also picked up a new pair of very handsome catfish with a silver body & black spots and whiskers as long as its body. They are very small right now, about 1 1/2" long and they will get 6" fully grown. This whole aquarium thing, I love it so much that I could let it consume me and NOT give a fuck about anything else. I might already be there. I plan to move in the basement some day!

This is one of the silvery catfish. I don't name my other fish, I only name my Gold Fishpictus.jpg.
 
Here's Dopey. That's Christmas Candy on the bottom left. When he was smaller he was a better cross of red & white but as he grew it
seems the red spots didn't get any bigger.
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I have to Report on Lemon Pepper! He is a frisky player! And it has also been brought to my attention that the formerly brownish Lake Superior, now solid gold, it turns out is a She and not a He-Fish! Because I saw the coolest thing yesterday and again today.

Lemon Pepper and Lake Superior were swimming together in a very tight and fast circle. It looked like courtship. And then today I saw Lemon Pepper putting the SAME move on My Pondalicious!

I actually have no idea to gender of my swimmers, I just choose in a random pattern. But I also would like to match Erie Canal with Root Beer Candy, what a Handsome Couple! And BTW, Erie Canal has Kept her drab coloration! From above she looks like mud but in action she is a Brassy Lil Gold Fish
Pondalicious, Erie Canal, Lemon Pepper those three are 50 cent (Finflation, it was 34 cents) feeders and Root Beer Candy is a Calico but the four of them are my smallest Gold Fish, aprox 1 1/2"
 
I haven't set that 1,018 gallon pond up because I got excuses! The biggest excuse is that I'm scared of My Bunny! Because I'm pretty sure, 100%, that Bunny will object with a great deal of force. The problem arose because I got a Bigger pond than the one I removed. If I try to get approval ahead of time I will get shut down. But if I can get it filled one day, like tomorrow, maybe I can beg it out of her. I already know how I want to use my wall shelves to my benefit. I will tell Bunny I made the shelves ALL the WAY from one wall to another wall. 14 feet long. Not 8"! Not even Ten or 12 Feet! The WHOLE 14 FEET! So therefore, it is Extremely Important that I maintain an outdoor vessel capable of holding At LEAST One Thousand Gallons!

Worst case, I will be forced to re-use the Mediocre Sized 639 gallon 8' Kiddie Pond. If that happens I will be ready for it.
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Holy Shit! I HAVE to be ROTTEN today! I want to bother somebody, ANY EFFINbody, I wanna make you so pissed off!

AND I am a He-Man! That keeps pretty Gold Fishies!
 
Where the Fuck is Handi? That Meat Locker ain't gonna clean it self, it it ain't self cleaning, DUH! He better hurry up too!
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