Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Bayou Tiger said:
We called it holding a "Safety Meeting". The company moto was "Safety First!" So we took a little liberty with their moto.....haha
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Lol if I start my day like that I'm likely to write a stupid ass line that ends up snowballing the entire days work. (I've done it before, multiple times something as stupid as = instead of == makes a huge difference)
 
Bayou Tiger said:
It's to catch fish. To get the meat. To stock up the freezer for the rest of the season when the catfish quit biting....
Take your skirt off Nancy homemaker and go outside once in a while!
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Lol I'm just busting your balls, sheeeeeeesh
 
NU_FTW said:
(I've done it before, multiple times something as stupid as = instead of == makes a huge difference)
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NU_FTW said:
I don't think you get it
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Not only do I 'get it' I also NAILED it! Your wife works full time away from home and you are a proud stay-at-home Dud.
NU_FTW said:
I have an income .
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Wait a minute! So Hammer is paying you to spend ALL day fucking off at the Hoop? God Damn it, I want paid too!
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Whores and water en sech
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Do you mean a Whores Bath? Or is it Horse Bath? Because I really am not sure! Please Clarify at your earliest convenience, you know, while the laundry is getting done.
NU_FTW said:
But yes maintenance then maybe work on some code for a project.
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Is that 'Code' for cleaning the shitters?
NU_FTW said:
But yes maintenance
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BAHHAHAHAHA!
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I've not been jobless...
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BAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
Parka said:
Not only do I 'get it' I also NAILED it! Your wife works full time away from home and you are a proud stay-at-home Dud.

Wait a minute! So Hammer is paying you to spend ALL day fucking off at the Hoop? God Damn it, I want paid too!

Do you mean a Whores Bath? Or is it Horse Bath? Because I really am not sure! Please Clarify at your earliest convenience, you know, while the laundry is getting done.

Is that 'Code' for cleaning the shitters?

BAHHAHAHAHA!

BAHAHAHAHAHA!
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You're high.
 
Parka said:
No, I'm not. And your reaction score ain't High neither! How Come?
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Ya want another Bite?
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Does it look like I give a fuck? And YOU don't know where my mouf bean neither!
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My reaction score is because of some ultra liberal pussies getting butthurt when they receive an appropriate negative rating for something stupid, they revenge neg bomb me. Price of not giving a fuck.

I'd never allow anything to bite me, good way to get put down.
 
Bunny isn't home yet. Man, I House Husbanded this afternoon and Gleaned up the Kitchen real good and Emptied the Dishwasher, swept the floor, took the garbeej out and so on and so forth... Hey Petey G, she was still PO'd this morning and I even brought he upstairs a cup of coffee and she still gave me the business! So the kitchen was a cluttered mess this morning and I am on Fix Mode right now! Shit could go south in a moment! Not from me though, oh no, I have taken care of some odds and ends and I am putting together a nice stretch of good days.

Plus I got Muh New Power Wheels today! YAY!
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NU_FTW said:
My reaction score is because of some ultra liberal pussies getting butthurt when they receive an appropriate negative rating for something stupid, they revenge neg bomb me. Price of not giving a fuck.
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This is a classic 'Ass Hole' explanation. Blame OTHERS for your shortcomings and believe that you are not ever wrong.

Kinda like Trump and my A-Whole Bro Jo, er no, wait a minute, EXACTLY like them two other Raging Ass Holes!

Get a REAL Job
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Parka said:
This is a classic 'Ass Hole' explanation. Blame OTHERS for your shortcomings and believe that you are not ever wrong.

Kinda like Trump and my A-Whole Bro Jo, er no, wait a minute, EXACTLY like them two other Raging Ass Holes!

Get a REAL Job
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get a job reality GIF by WE tv
tv show television GIF by Chrisley Knows Best
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You clearly didn't read. Just because you can't understand what I do doesn't matter. You're like trump with the bs claims.
 
I'm all dog shit tired again! I been at it at the aquarium. I vacuumed the gravel, most of it. It's a siphon and my tank, it is large but it is not at all too big as far as maintenance. I really like how neat it is to keep the plants in separate pots. It makes so easy to clear out and clean up. In some ways it's even easier maybe, than say a 55gallon tank. All that extra room to move around but not so many square feet to make it overwhelming.

I friggin love it! I'm pretty sure I'm sleeping alone again. But my house gleaning, even though Bunny didn't mention it, I could tell she liked it!
 
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