Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Hi friends! I couldn't find my phone and when I found it, I was already logged in! I also slept in late.🐠❤️🐠

And there's Problems at the Pile! Plus I sure hope what's his face is done Harassing (Hair iss ing) me. I am a PROUD HOUSE HUSBAND just like him!

At least I haven't lost my eye glasses in a long time. And Dummies, these are NOT First World Problems! This is heavy and it is testing My He-Manship.
 
Dummies! I'm just getting ready for Muh Lunch Break... cep I ain't done nothin yet today... hey, don't judge, it's the privileged life of a House Husband! Sometimes us House Husbands take a lil extra Liberty, it's what we do!

And speaking of House Husbands, I Would Like to Offer an Olive Branch to that other HH, What's his Face.

I have placed the latest copy of Better Homes & Gardens on your very own High Chair, Right Here, Under the Porch! Enjoy!
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Dummies, I have Great News so listen up and those of you that take notes, Sharpen your Gall Dang Pencils!

It has Bean Decided to start a Support Group for ALL the House Husbands of the Hoop Right Here Under the Porch! The Stigma surrounding House Husbandry is pervasive and downright Hurtful at times. I too have bean stigmatized and I want ALL HH's (house husbands) to know that Me & My Dummies are here for you!

:director:HOORAY For the House Husband Support Group!
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So anyway, Some of You Dummies might not like this and even I can't explain how it took place, But uh, @White Knight got the closest chair & table to the Juke Box! I Betcha Whitey was pestering High Bishop Two Canes for an upgrade and when Two Canes is in a Worshiping Mood, he tends to be very agreeable...

And @Jon Deaux , Your booth has its very own Juke Box! So Cool! Feel free to spin the tunes at your convenience!

@Bayou Tiger , I keep the latest copies of Field & Stream and Popular Mechanics at your booth and all back issues are available upon request.
 


got me a pocket full of change




unless you didn't turn in your time card


looking at you @moxie
 
Ran outta nickels

SS came in today, but didn't go to the bank
Yet

I'll be back


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fuck, SS came in wednesday Jeez fuckin' louise :facepalm:
 
Jon Deaux said:
Ran outta nickels

SS came in today, but didn't go to the bank
Yet

I'll be back


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fuck, SS came in wednesday Jeez fuckin' louise :facepalm:
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Ohhhh, looky here! Looks like I’m not the only one playing fast & loose with my moolah!
 
moxie said:
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That devil’s tongue around the 1:40 mark was creepy af! Why’d she even do that?!
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This is all I could find.


"We're in the Money" is sung by Ginger Rogers accompanied by scantily-clad showgirls dancing with giant coins. Rogers sings one verse in Pig Latin. During filming, Berkeley overheard Rogers speaking in Pig Latin, and immediately decided to add a Pig Latin verse to the song.[17]
 
Jon Deaux said:
This is all I could find.


"We're in the Money" is sung by Ginger Rogers accompanied by scantily-clad showgirls dancing with giant coins. Rogers sings one verse in Pig Latin. During filming, Berkeley overheard Rogers speaking in Pig Latin, and immediately decided to add a Pig Latin verse to the song.[17]
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Huh! And I thought that Dame was speaking in tongues. I'm glad I found that out! Thanks for the tunes, Jon!

Flapper Chicks are the Best!
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Silent Film Yes GIF by Lillee Jean
 
TechRaiderRider said:
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You Guys, @TechRaiderRider , he dint want no booth or chair... It's because he Rides His Bad Motor Scooter right on in Under the Porch.
One time some stupid turkey teased him about trying to be 'The Fonz' and Tech took 'eem out back and only Tarred 'eem b/c the Dumb Turkey already gots feathers, DUH!

@Handicappers , he dint want no chair or booth neither. It's because he keeps an office/gymnasium right her Under the Porch so's he can train for his Fist Fights at Jason's Deli Parking Lot. I think he just counts money at his office desk. It smells weird AF in his office though! It smells like money and sorta like veggie burgers...WTF Handi!?!
 
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