Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Peter Gozintite said:
dont forget laundry, and mopping the floors.
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I didn't. And Petey, I also cleaned the kitchen again today and got the main dish prepped for dinner tonight. It's chicken breast cutlets marinated in lime juice, olive oil and assorted spices. As a Very Proud & Motivated American House Husband, the main plan isn't my aquarium. It's making things easier for My Bunny!

This biz about her being all pissed about 1,000 Gal Brag Pondish, it's falling flat! Because I am A HE-MAN!

Look here what I did this morning too! It's something that should have got done yesterday! I LOAF, I LOAF OFF WITH BOTH HANDS!
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Parka said:
I didn't. And Petey, I also cleaned the kitchen again today and got the main dish prepped for dinner tonight. It's chicken breast cutlets marinated in lime juice, olive oil and assorted spices. As a Very Proud & Motivated American House Husband, the main plan isn't my aquarium. It's making things easier for My Bunny!

This biz about her being all pissed about 1,000 Gal Brag Pondish, it's falling flat! Because I am A HE-MAN!

Look here what I did this morning too! It's something that should have got done yesterday! I LOAF, I LOAF OFF WITH BOTH HANDS!
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know that I am not being demeaning in your direction.
 
Parka said:
and so on and so forth for a good 90 seconds? But the entire time, I kept interrupting my anger to understand it... My Favorite Pot Broke!
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It was closer to 15 to 20 seconds! 90 seconds is a very long time to rage. The pot that broke was on the right side, it was shallow and wide and cobalt blue and it was the only one I had in that shape & size and I was going to put the jungle plant from the left side in it.

Both plants have a very similar look and growth but they are different. What I called the jungle, the plant is called Jungle Vallisneria and it gets a bronze tint in the long leaves while the other plant that is in the four small terra cotta pots, it stays much greener and it's not as course looking as the Jungle Val. I wish I knew what it was. I can make it grow fast.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
know that I am not being demeaning in your direction.
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Mean Neither, Petey G! I know that! I Salute You with Both Hands!
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Handicappers said:
He's really latched onto you. What did you do this time?
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No Handi, it's the other way around, What's his slump won't stop pestering the living eff right outta me!

Allow me to explain, thank you!

Here's what happint. Myself, the Guide Bear and the High Bishop, most of the time Under the Porch it's just us three down here and we have a great time! But then What's his Schmuck kep visiting ALL DAY long almost every day and after a while, check this out, the Effin Guide Bear would grumble about 'looking for Garbage Cans' and he's split on his Big Ten Speed lickity split whenever What's his blowhard would show... and the same with High Bishop Two Canes too!

Two Canes claims he left his Bible on his Motor Bike, or he's got some Worshiping to catch up on, or he's gotta Deliver Sacrament,
Anyway Handi, I'm left All By My Lonesome with What's his Dolt!
 
What? What the? Maybe What's his Fuck finally read between the lines?

He's no Dummy, that's for Gall Dang Sure!

Now the rest of you House Husbands, no more moping! Unless you want a bite too!?!

Our He-MenShip Shan't be Shat Upon! Sing it with me, Bitches Britches!
 
NU_FTW said:
Yes maintenance
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Rotten Snicker!
NU_FTW said:
Regarding lazy, I also have found time to landscape my front and backyard
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It's because you are UNEMPLOYED!
NU_FTW said:
and move over 15 yards of materials coming in at over 40,000lbs
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And how much did this elevate your He-MANship?
NU_FTW said:
Take my kids to the park almost daily, swim with the kids daily,
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First off, I don't believe you and second, these are activities typically performed by the mother.

Yet you proudly do these things as a Conservative minded House Husband...

And you have the gall to call working men, "Ultra Liberal Pussies"

Takes one to know one? Yes or no?
 
Parka said:
Rotten Snicker!

It's because you are UNEMPLOYED!

And how much did this elevate your He-MANship?

First off, I don't believe you and second, these are activities typically performed by the mother.

Yet you proudly do these things as a Conservative minded House Husband...

And you have the gall to call working men, "Ultra Liberal Pussies"

Takes one to know one? Yes or no?
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#stopresponding
 
Parka said:
Rotten Snicker!

It's because you are UNEMPLOYED!

And how much did this elevate your He-MANship?

First off, I don't believe you and second, these are activities typically performed by the mother.

Yet you proudly do these things as a Conservative minded House Husband...

And you have the gall to call working men, "Ultra Liberal Pussies"

Takes one to know one? Yes or no?
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Spending time with your children has no gender roles just parents who gives a shit.

I don't care what you believe, I'd suggest if you want me to stay out of your thread perhaps stop replying.

Just ask your crew chief ol Petey britches.

#stopresponding
 
Peter Gozintite said:
#stopresponding
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I will Pete. I watched What's his FuckFace for several months just TRASH one good poster after another with such ugly name calling, complete disregard and disrespect, just sickening to me and I watched this repeat over and over to posters that I respect and like and it turned my stomach then and still does today.

I don't know why He chose me but I think we can all agree on this, God works in mysterious ways!
 
Parka said:
I will Pete. I watched What's his FuckFace for several months just TRASH one good poster after another with such ugly name calling, complete disregard and disrespect, just sickening to me and I watched this repeat over and over to posters that I respect and like and it turned my stomach then and still does today.

I don't know why He chose me but I think we can all agree on this, God works in mysterious ways!
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😂 You respect liars? Rexy, ralphie, Gigi(white knight) are all 3 proven liars or bet welchers or both. Good luck with that 😆
 
Parka said:
I will Pete. I watched What's his FuckFace for several months just TRASH one good poster after another with such ugly name calling, complete disregard and disrespect, just sickening to me and I watched this repeat over and over to posters that I respect and like and it turned my stomach then and still does today.

I don't know why He chose me but I think we can all agree on this, God works in mysterious ways!
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He is just a shit poster, that is a knowitall/known thing, that talks out of both sides of his mouth about how he doesn't care about rating, but can't stop dealing out negative rating. Just ignore his dumass. I ignore him 90% of the time, and throw out a comment once in a while just to keep him riled up.
 
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