Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Hey man! I’m with ya! Let’s do this!
 
Yep, I am going to brag about how my life has changed for the better ever since Covid happened. With Pictures!

I wish I could still overlay pics with other pics. Like When the Guide Bear won the Tour de France. I got a lot of compliments on my work! Plus the Guide Bear won BIG! Racing his Big Ten Speed!
dbldwn711 said:
Hey man! I’m with ya! Let’s do this!
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Thanks Padre, it's nice to have good company!
 
Hey pal. How’s it going tonight? What’s on the agenda?
 
It was early February 2020, and I was rather fattened up from several years of limited physical activity and dependence on high powered opiates for pain medication. I really wasn't over eating so much as I was slothing about, the meds helped me be content to stay mostly sedentary and I ballooned up to 290 pounds and quite possibly before I started losing weight, I may have made Three Spins on the scale.
dbldwn711 said:
Hey pal. How’s it going tonight? What’s on the agenda?
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I was just in the middle of brag post. I was setting the scene! Hehehe! This is fun! Now I'm gonna have to finish my Brag in a separate comment.
 
Parka said:
It was early February 2020, and I was rather fattened up from several years of limited physical activity and dependence on high powered opiates for pain medication. I really wasn't over eating so much as I was slothing about, the meds helped me be content to stay mostly sedentary and I ballooned up to 290 pounds and quite possibly before I started losing weight, I may have made Three Spins on the scale.
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Whoa, that's a long ass sentence! Allow me to continue!

So in early Feb, 2020 my old wheelchair broke in two places just days apart. First a footrest broke OFF. And then the seat support on one side broke and it was a part that fit inside the chair frame. Well because Covid at first pretty much shut the VA down except for life & death cases, I didn't even bother to try to get it repaired by the VA.

At that time I hadn't been down to the basement in well over two years because I was convinced that it is too dangerous for me to use the stairs. I have always been good at makeshift repairs on all different kinds of equipment, be it a flash light or a washing machine, I'm good at making things work using scraps and junk. And without going into great detail, that is exactly what I did to my old wheelchair and those repairs are still holding up today.

It forced me to go up and down the basement stairs and the weight started pouring off. Because after I got my wheelchair fixed I continued to go down there every day, multiple times every day and I was also burning calories while in the basement working on four
separate big projects, projects that turned out quite nice.

1. Patio Furniture made from fence posts.
2. *New Kitchen and Living Room cabinets.
3. 285 Gallon Fish Tank and Stand
4. Wall to wall base cabinets and shelves in the Front Room.

*this took a toll on me mentally and physically

Pics coming soon! I have to re-find everything.
 
3. 285 Gallon Aquarium and Stand. This entire project from start to finish was done with my hands only. I absolutely no help and I pulled it off like a Champ!285 gallon capacity.jpgLooky here what I made!.jpglook what I made..jpgAquarium, 285 gal He-Man Long!(1).jpg
 
I'm going to call it now! Good night Friends! Cripes! I hope you guys are more lively tomorrow. I'm going to feel stupid if I'm left hanging tomorrow. Speaking of 'Hanging' I am NOT making this joke, what I'm doing is ASKING @moxie if anybody here ever made that joke about your Time Card. Moxie, your Avatars are always so damn cute! Even that Vulgar one you wore a while ago! OMG, that was shocking EACH and EVERY time I witnessed it. And twice as funny! You Brave!
 
I signed back on in case anybody had any questions. I have one. WTF!?! I ain't got me nobody to play with!
And I'm not tired yet so I will stay up and pester... no Fuckin buddy!
Black And White Horror GIF
 
Maxie went Under the Porch the other day with a tape measure and hammer & ladder to measure everybody for their Cummerbund.
@ill started excitedly unzipping his dungarees because he thought he was getting his pecker measured! Maxie gave him what for and for good measure, she measured his stumpy stature and Ill went to bed in @Fish es bed and cried 'eemself to sleep, what a wuss!
Modern Family Cry GIF

I seen it on surveillance!
 
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Parka said:
It was early February 2020, and I was rather fattened up from several years of limited physical activity and dependence on high powered opiates for pain medication. I really wasn't over eating so much as I was slothing about, the meds helped me be content to stay mostly sedentary and I ballooned up to 290 pounds and quite possibly before I started losing weight, I may have made Three Spins on the scale.

I was just in the middle of brag post. I was setting the scene! Hehehe! This is fun! Now I'm gonna have to finish my Brag in a separate comment.
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Between you and me, this worst thing about opiates is pooping, right?
 
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