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I want to explain why I wear the Christian Cross because I don't really believe all that much in God. I'm still NOT convinced!

It was two summers ago trying to leave the dog park with my fiance's oldest niece. Well me an my niece were having trouble trying to load three frisky pups and this old hippy looking guy, about my age, he came over and helped us and he was wearing a Christian Cross!

I decided right then and there that I want me a Christian Cross too! I like how it looks and I like what it represents, and you don't have to be religious to embrace the positive loving aspects of Christianity.
 
PARKA!! said:
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I want to explain why I wear the Christian Cross because I don't really believe all that much in God. I'm still NOT convinced!

It was two summers ago trying to leave the dog park with my fiance's oldest niece. Well me an my niece were having trouble trying to load three frisky pups and this old hippy looking guy, about my age, he came over and helped us and he was wearing a Christian Cross!

I decided right then and there that I want me a Christian Cross too! I like how it looks and I like what it represents, and you don't have to be religious to embrace the positive loving aspects of Christianity.
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Handi/ you should prolly stfu. Grab me another beer and let’s chill tfo, Kay?

I came to get down so jump around!
 
moxie said:
Handi/ you should prolly stfu. Grab me another beer and let’s chill tfo, Kay?

I came to get down so jump around!
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PARKA!! said:
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I want to explain why I wear the Christian Cross because I don't really believe all that much in God. I'm still NOT convinced!

It was two summers ago trying to leave the dog park with my fiance's oldest niece. Well me an my niece were having trouble trying to load three frisky pups and this old hippy looking guy, about my age, he came over and helped us and he was wearing a Christian Cross!

I decided right then and there that I want me a Christian Cross too! I like how it looks and I like what it represents, and you don't have to be religious to embrace the positive loving aspects of Christianity.
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You’re a big fan of slowly executed executions?

That’s hardcore.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Hows the hangover?
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Virtually nonexistent. Should've been a lot worse - was mostly just dragging ass today, but i started early, so I just probably slept it all off in time.
 
Good morning Kind Friends & Dummies!

I have some news to share but be forewarned, it's not all good.

The bad news first. It's my birthday tomorrow and I'm sad about it because I wanted to have a Birthday/Show off New Kitchen party all in one, gather all our friends and it should have or could have been one of my best birthdays! Well that's not gonna happen because I went into a dysfunctional work loaf a couple weeks ago, it's all my fault!

The good news however, I get to get intimate with my girl friend for some birthday sex! Now I'm all happy again thinking about reaching for that snatch, reach reach reach just right and it's a 'religious' experience to be thoroughly enjoyed. And I am so glad to make that sacrifice!

Okay, next up, I would like to throw MYSELF a lil birthday celebration tomorrow right here Under the Porch! And ALL are welcome to stop in for some cake and birthday cheer, A Good Time Shan't be Denied!

And lastly, I would like to announce that I will be doing a weekly Sunday Morning Church Service, again, right here Under the Porch with the Guide Bear! I might need some help though. I want to ask @dbldwn711 if I could use his likeness at different times during the Mass.
There will be Holy Communion, of course a well used Confessional among other religious ceremonies including insightful sermons!

Okay, that's all for now, I hope to see lots of people in a good mood at my Birthday Party!
 
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