Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

The heck with it, I'm gonna kick this thing off now. My weekends start on Thursday and I'm taking the whole weekend till Tuesday!

It's my Birthday Weekend!

Please enjoy the cake choices!

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PARKA!! said:
Good morning Kind Friends & Dummies!

I have some news to share but be forewarned, it's not all good.

The bad news first. It's my birthday tomorrow and I'm sad about it because I wanted to have a Birthday/Show off New Kitchen party all in one, gather all our friends and it should have or could have been one of my best birthdays! Well that's not gonna happen because I went into a dysfunctional work loaf a couple weeks ago, it's all my fault!

The good news however, I get to get intimate with my girl friend for some birthday sex! Now I'm all happy again thinking about reaching for that snatch, reach reach reach just right and it's a 'religious' experience to be thoroughly enjoyed. And I am so glad to make that sacrifice!

Okay, next up, I would like to throw MYSELF a lil birthday celebration tomorrow right here Under the Porch! And ALL are welcome to stop in for some cake and birthday cheer, A Good Time Shan't be Denied!

And lastly, I would like to announce that I will be doing a weekly Sunday Morning Church Service, again, right here Under the Porch with the Guide Bear! I might need some help though. I want to ask @dbldwn711 if I could use his likeness at different times during the Mass.
There will be Holy Communion, of course a well used Confessional among other religious ceremonies including insightful sermons!

Okay, that's all for now, I hope to see lots of people in a good mood at my Birthday Party!
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Hold on bear.

You said you didn’t believe in God and now you want to hold a service and basically rip off the Catholic Mass?

Negative Ghost Rider that is about as disrespectful of an idea as I’ve seen on these bds.

100% inappropriate.
 
Wild Turkey said:
Hold on bear.

You said you didn’t believe in God and now you want to hold a service and basically rip off the Catholic Mass?

Negative Ghost Rider that is about as disrespectful of an idea as I’ve seen on these bds.

100% inappropriate.
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What, no birthday greeting? And you din't even pick out your favorite cake!

Get with the program, ya dolt!
 
PARKA!! said:
Good morning Kind Friends & Dummies!

I have some news to share but be forewarned, it's not all good.

The bad news first. It's my birthday tomorrow and I'm sad about it because I wanted to have a Birthday/Show off New Kitchen party all in one, gather all our friends and it should have or could have been one of my best birthdays! Well that's not gonna happen because I went into a dysfunctional work loaf a couple weeks ago, it's all my fault!

The good news however, I get to get intimate with my girl friend for some birthday sex! Now I'm all happy again thinking about reaching for that snatch, reach reach reach just right and it's a 'religious' experience to be thoroughly enjoyed. And I am so glad to make that sacrifice!

Okay, next up, I would like to throw MYSELF a lil birthday celebration tomorrow right here Under the Porch! And ALL are welcome to stop in for some cake and birthday cheer, A Good Time Shan't be Denied!

And lastly, I would like to announce that I will be doing a weekly Sunday Morning Church Service, again, right here Under the Porch with the Guide Bear! I might need some help though. I want to ask @dbldwn711 if I could use his likeness at different times during the Mass.
There will be Holy Communion, of course a well used Confessional among other religious ceremonies including insightful sermons!

Okay, that's all for now, I hope to see lots of people in a good mood at my Birthday Party!
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Hey, I found a better one for ya. How’s this one…

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Also, be sure to PM @Peter Gozintite all the details of your birthday sex. He loves reading that stuff. Be sure not to leave anything out.


Happy Birthday
 
Wild Turkey said:
Hold on bear.

You said you didn’t believe in God and now you want to hold a service and basically rip off the Catholic Mass?

Negative Ghost Rider that is about as disrespectful of an idea as I’ve seen on these bds.

100% inappropriate.
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FWIW, this makes me want to see his idea even more.

sorry… 🤷‍♂️
 
Wild Turkey said:
You said you didn’t believe in God
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No I dint! Don't ever speak for me again! I qualified my belief in God by saying, "I'm still not convinced".

Secondly, you of all people, you that treated me like crap for weeks and months, you don't get to decide how I Celebrate my Faith.

Wild Turkey said:
100% inappropriate.
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Judge much? I haven't even held my first sermon yet and this fruit cake already made its mind up, all miffed with its tiny hands on its wide hips an stampin its tiny little hoof in the dusty foreground...
 
dbldwn711 said:
FWIW, this makes me want to see his idea even more.

sorry… 🤷‍♂️
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Isn't that funny how that works? I thought the dude was just goofin me though!

If he's serious, he's in for a disappointment.

Sunday's service will start at 11am Eastern, 8am Pacific.
 
Wild Turkey said:
Hold on bear.

You said you didn’t believe in God and now you want to hold a service and basically rip off the Catholic Mass?

Negative Ghost Rider that is about as disrespectful of an idea as I’ve seen on these bds.

100% inappropriate.
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Look what I made! Now wish me Happy Birthday and pick your favorite cake!
Looky what I made!.jpg
One day I threw myself a birthday party and nobody showed up. That's okay though, my He-Hag, he's my fe-on SAY's brother, he's taking me out for a Birthday Lunch in a few!

Plus I have a smokin hot date with my fiance' tonight! And @Peter Gozintite , my Lady and I shall engage in the Love Making Process!

After we get all nekid I'm gonna pull the Six Pack Snatch Grab. That's one finger in the... an the other one in... You prolly been there done that WITH BOTH HANDS a thousand times.

Now I might not get my Party Gizzard wet but you can be sure my Party Face is gonna get all slimed up!

I'm gonna come up outta there smelling like I was just Born Again! :flypig:

@dbldwn711 tole me you'd be interested and to not leave out anything.:heh:
 
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