Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

PARKA!! said:
Look what I made! Now wish me Happy Birthday and pick your favorite cake!
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One day I threw myself a birthday party and nobody showed up. That's okay though, my He-Hag, he's my fe-on SAY's brother, he's taking me out for a Birthday Lunch in a few!

Plus I have a smokin hot date with my fiance' tonight! And @Peter Gozintite , my Lady and I shall engage in the Love Making Process!

After we get all nekid I'm gonna pull the Six Pack Snatch Grab. That's one finger in the... an the other one in... You prolly been there done that WITH BOTH HANDS a thousand times.

Now I might not get my Party Gizzard wet but you can be sure my Party Face is gonna get all slimed up!

I'm gonna come up outta there smelling like I was just Born Again! :flypig:

@dbldwn711 tole me you'd be interested and to not leave out anything.:heh:
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PARKA!! said:
I have a smokin hot date with my fiance' tonight! my Lady and I shall engage in the Love Making Process!

After we get all nekid I'm gonna pull the Six Pack Snatch Grab. That's one finger in the... an the other one in... You prolly been there done that WITH BOTH HANDS a thousand times.
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Good Sunday Morning, Kind Friends and Sinners alike!

Today's very first Church Service Under the Porch shall begin shortly, thank you for your patience!

I don't have a sermon ready and I'm not a sermon kind of a guy but then I thought if I can tell Guide Bear stories, by golly, I should be able to spin up up a sermon! Alls I gotta do is use a Guide Bear story an change up a few names and details! How very exciting!

But today since I'm not prepared with a sermon, I'd like to invite the uptight White Turkey
@Wild Turkey to present the initial sermon Under the Porch. How very fitting!
 
steelerssb said:
Can we have the fake bird back. At least he was entertaining.
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I know it.
I really knew it when only one person told me Happy Birthday.
And at home there was no celebration, no cake or anything.
My Birthday meal was a frozen chicken pot pie. They're pretty good.
And I didn't even get any birthday sex!
 
PARKA!! said:
I know it.
I really knew it when only one person told me Happy Birthday.
And at home there was no celebration, no cake or anything.
My Birthday meal was a frozen chicken pot pie. They're pretty good.
And I didn't even get any birthday sex!
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To be honest, I don't give a shit about my own birthday, and not going fake giving any for someone else's, so I guess I'm sorry.

It's just a trip around the sun.
 
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