Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

dbldwn711 said:
you said it buddy! He’s the leader no doubt! Always has been… always will be! Last Christmas some of the members of The Crew chipped in and got him this t-shirt. I think it sums him up pretty good…
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I know it, Padre! But don't kid yourself because in my book, well it's really the Guide Bear's 'Keep Score book' and you are right up there with him. He gets SO angry when I try to spy his book!

Do you remember the Jim Jeffries show on Netfix called 'legit'? Because Jeffries had a little buddy all crumpled up in a wheelchair. And I could be Pete's crumpled up little buddy! Pete tole a story on his road trip last summer where he 'adjusted' the situation with pushy tourists and his wife walked away because she knew what was gonna happen. I wish I woulda been right there with him, it woulda been a flippin riot!

Do you know what else is funny? White Head is cringing with all this Petey praise, he wishes he was the one being praised! Every thing White Head day dreams he is, Pete really is those things. Pete has a real life beautiful wife and White Head has a fake internet wife.

The lie that White Head spread that he has season tickets to the Cowboys is FAR more believable than the fat lie that he is married.

At FanNation, White Head was a major dupe. One of his dupes was 'Packers Gal' and HE used a super hot blonde as his avi and these stupid fucking older men would gobble that shit up and flirt like crazy. So very disgusting!

Now Pete tole me to ignore that idiotic nuisance but I simply had to get that off my chest...
 
Parka said:
A very handsome soul indeed! And a generous and helping spirit too!
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dbldwn711 said:
Peter actually sent me a PM earlier today telling me that if things don’t work out with bunny that @Parka could stay with him for a few months till things cool down. Peter says he wants to remodel the kitchen cabinets and it would be a great project for them to work on together.

Dudes next level.
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And after the kitchen is done we could build a giant birdhouse too!
 
Parka said:
And after the kitchen is done we could build a giant birdhouse too!
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Parka said:
At FanNation, White Head was a major dupe. One of his dupes was 'Packers Gal' and HE used a super hot blonde as his avi and these stupid fucking older men would gobble that shit up and flirt like crazy. So very disgusting!
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I never used a hot blonde as my avi at FanNation. Try being honest for once in your pathetic life.
 
Handicappers said:
At least you have us and mothers little helpers. Happy Thanksgiving bear man. Roar
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Thanks handi! If I need to lean on you guys, I really appreciate it. I'm gonna get cleaned up and take my Power Wheels out. It's a nice bright day and all kinds of stuff is open. You are a good man, @Handicappers !
 
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