Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Parka said:
Pornhub, that's one rabbit hole I should steer clear of. But could you please tell me or instruct me how to post a Youtube video?

Also the picture superimposing site I use, it won't work for me anymore! I REALLY want to do more of that picture stuff, any ideas how I could use a different method?
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I think you have to create a profile/account first.
 
Handicappers said:
Does this mean Bunny is on the market?
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I hope not! Now that would be a game changer. Bunny really is a wonderful and sweet person it's just that messed up situation with our son. I only wanted Bunny all to myself. When our son is in the picture (living with us) it's always friction and frustration. I haven't seen our son since he left with his mom, what, three weeks ago or so? I'm pretty sure he is staying at Uncle He-Hag's house.
 
Because it's Thanksgiving weekend I wanted to share a Thanksgiving story from 1966 when I was 8. It's a story about my next oldest brother Joe and my oldest brother Jimmy. Jimmy was 16 and Jofie was 10.

Well what happened was Jimmy, he challenged Joe if he could eat a whole drumstick that he would give Joe one dollar. And these were big ass drumsticks because my mom always got big ass turkeys since she shat out ten of us kids, one every two years pretty much.

Anyway, Joe ate that entire drumstick and Jimmy said nope, you didn't eat the bone! If it was me I woulda beat that bone with a hammer until the pieces were small enough to eat, but whomever whatsoever, this story ain't about me any ole way!

So Joe was pissed, super pissed and he got even months later. Joe was kind of like my big brother that I admired the most when I was a pre-teen and I was so proud of him when he got his revenge!

It was the following spring and Jimmy wanted one of us to go to the store for him. Joe said he would and so Joe asked Jimmy if he could keep the change. Jimmy said Joe could have only the pennies. So Joe asked the cashier to give all the change in pennies.

Now Jimmy was pissed! I think Jimmy was most upset about getting bested by his now 11 year old little brother, not the 50 or 60 cents or whatever it was.

It's just one of those etched memories, I hope you guys liked it.
 
I’d do the counseling @Parka . Don’t think of it as a punishment. Think of it as an opportunity. Go and talk about yourself. It will feel good to get things off your chest. Vent to the therapist then you won’t have it inside you when you are home. Later, you can ask bunny to do couples therapy if you want.

Good luck buddy.

If you do leave I’d take the cabinets with me because “fuck her”!
 
It's obvious that Parka has mental health issues. I hope he finds help.
 
It's been about a week since I got epoxy in my hair, and I WASN'T gonna cut my hair until the Buckeyes lost.
Damn it! I better go glean up my act... that epoxy is on all ten of my fingernails too and it's not coming off without a fight.
 
dbldwn711 said:
I’d do the counseling @Parka . Don’t think of it as a punishment. Think of it as an opportunity. Go and talk about yourself. It will feel good to get things off your chest. Vent to the therapist then you won’t have it inside you when you are home. Later, you can ask bunny to do couples therapy if you want.

Good luck buddy.

If you do leave I’d take the cabinets with me because “fuck her”!
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Thanks Padre! What I plan to do is um, basically bribe the therapist to blame everything on Bunny. Not only blame her but shame her, humiliate her and embarrass her. How dare she!:laugh:

But yes, and I bet I can get video appts. from the VA for this, at least to get started. I already have another appt on Monday that I have to cancel again because no ride. My son used to take me to my appts. but he's part of the whole picture of this unsettled nonsense between me an my Bunny Hag. I'm feeling pretty confident of a good outcome for all of us. I just hope my son decides not to move back home or else I'm gonna need a LOT more than therapy! We are talking heavy meds and frequent vacations!

Okay Padre, it's always good to chat with you!
 
Good morning friends! It's not a done deal but me and my Bunny will probably get things right one of these days. She is still sleeping in a spare bedroom but she moved all her things back in the master bath. I guess I better stop peeing in her sink🤔
 
Parka said:
I guess I better stop peeing in her sink🤔
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Im glad things have calmed down a bit. Hoping that trend continues but as for the above… you be you!!
 
dbldwn711 said:
Go and talk about yourself
dbldwn711 said:
Vent to the therapist
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Hey Padre, that gives me some ideas! I'm gonna talk all right! I'm gonna talk about my Baby Monster fish tank WAY the fuck too much! I'm just gonna keep going back to to the fish tank, I will use fish tank analogies, all kinds of weirdo shit! Whoever my shrink or therapist or whatever they are, I want them to be glad to be rid of me. And when they so, Okay, times up, I will get exasperated and vent some more fish tank stuff.
 
I have an appt at the VA in 6 minutes. I ain't gonna make it, Popeye could though!

They keep wanting to look at my kidneys. It's something that happened almost two years ago and it has mostly cleared up anyway.
Sometimes there is too much blood in my urine and I know EXACTLY what causes it!

It's from ringing out my liver. And no I don't remove my liver and ring it out like a sponge! What ya do is you get all contorted and twisted up, grunt as hard as possible, and really grind out that liver!

Now it actually resembles an exorcism (dun bin there, dun did that) but that means it is being done right. And it's best to be seated on the shitter because crapping, peeing and barfing are all part of the liver ringing out process.

Okay, Peace & Love, kind lovers, dummies and friends!
 
Good evening friends. I just wanted to hang out while I drink this vodka drink. Only vodka and ice, the selections are getting sparse.

Also, I been asking for days, can someone tell me how to post a youtube video? Plus I might speak of my Bunny! She's making me be all alone again.
 
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