Urban Meyer to be Named as Notre Dame's New Coach

[TigerBait1971]

Brian Kelly should be embarrassed by his lame apology note to Notre Dame players

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Fuck that pussy

 

[White Knight]

Notre Dame coaching search: Matt Campbell, Marcus Freeman, Luke Fickell top candidates to replace Brian Kelly

The Fighting Irish are likely spinning their wheels after Brian Kelly ditched them for LSU

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[PeoplesChicken]

Urban said it would be a dream job for him. I wonder just how much ND is willing to pay to get him or if he'll do it for less than 3 mil a year.

ND will pay him big if this is really a thing. Possible endorsement deal with Advil

 

[PeoplesChicken]

You all know this is the next move right?!?!?


May as well get it over with....

Could Jaguars head coach Urban Meyer skip town for Notre Dame?

On Monday, the football world rocked when Notre Dame head coach Brian Kelly was announced as the new coach at LSU, and now eyes turn to Urban Meyer.

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I really hope this happens. As I fear they will make a hard pitch for Fickell

 

[Tharvot]

Urbs back in college and coaching at ND makes all the sense in the world to me. His frat pledge to I Felta Thi shouldn't hold him back.


...and be cause it makes perfect sense to me, it probably doesn't have a chance in hell of happening

 

[huskers1217]

I mean. Rape boys? Well he finger bangs assholes already, so I mean. It could happen I guess.
They should bring back Dr Lou!

Dr Lou needs to be the interim....

Tom Osborne was an interim for Nebraska
Bob Stoops is an interim at OU..
once FSU fires their coach - we can get a hologram out there of the late Bobby Bowden..

the tradition continues...

 

[ELTEXAN]

Plot twist. Mack Brown to South Bend

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Dr Lou needs to be the interim....

Tom Osborne was an interim for Nebraska
Bob Stoops is an interim at OU..
once FSU fires their coach - we can get a hologram out there of the late Bobby Bowden..

the tradition continues...

Oh don't forget the 37 times Barry Alvarez named himself the coach for Wisky's Bowl games

 

[PeoplesChicken]

On a serious note....if I were ND I would see what Lane Kiffin's interest would be

 

[PeoplesChicken]

On a non-serious note:

I bet he will work for cheap

 

[Tharvot]

On a serious note....if I were ND I would see what Lane Kiffin's interest would be

No way in hell.

Top 3 candidates for ND should be Urbs, Aranda, and Fickle.

 

[Tharvot]

On a non-serious note:

I bet he will work for cheap

His personal emails and the conservative catholic take on society jive pretty well actually.

 

[huskers1217]

No way in hell.

Top 3 candidates for ND should be Urbs, Aranda, and Fickle.

Aranda issued a statement yesterday..... which is worth about as much as my 45 toilet paper.....

that he is weird and Baylor is weird and they make a good match or some shit like that.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Aranda issued a statement yesterday..... which is worth about as much as my 45 toilet paper.....

that he is weird and Baylor is weird and they make a good match or some shit like that.

Every new Baylor coach takes the team from 2-4 wins to 10 wins in a relatively short amount of time.

Briles' first four years went 4-8, 4-8. 7-6, 10-3
Rhule's three years went 1-11, 7-6, 11-3
Aranda's first two years went 2-7, 10-2

The next guy is going to win a natty in his first season

 

[Jon Deaux]

I want Ohio State to steal him as DC

No, he's going with his old boss down on the bayous. Y'all can't have him

 

[Gatorchip]

Fuck ND. I hope they get Manti Teʻo’s catfish as a head coach.

 

[fishinabarrel]

No, he's going with his old boss down on the bayous. Y'all can't have him

Played LB at Ohio State. If mama calls...

 

[DJ Fieri]

Plot twist. Mack Brown to South Bend

I think he's at UNC till he retires.

 

[Jon Deaux]

Played LB at Ohio State. If mama calls...

DAMN

 

[jjc2009]

No, he's going with his old boss down on the bayous. Y'all can't have him

I doubt it. Kelly’s meeting with the team lasted all of 2 minutes and he took no questions. Rumors abound that it was short because Freeman of all people told him off for how he departed.