Urban Meyer's 2008 Florida Gators

JuiceTheGator said:
I remember signing on, seeing Ohio State fans all over and simply typing "CUM is Florida's shame."

The responses would come for days! The most common response was usually 'you're just jealous because he left and went to OSUx!' :facepalm: In reality, CUMstain is CFB's shame...the bottom of the barrel created by a pathetic NCAA.
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Good thing you got his assistant coach now that knew nothing.
 
HammerDown said:
This thread was instantly full of irate Ohio State fans.

There's one Florida fan and he's laughing his ass off at you guys.
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Back when Ohio born Urban came to tOSU many of my fellow fans at declared him a great role model and a moral giant.
I patiently explained to them that while Urban was a top-notch coach, his history of putting winning above the rules was problematic. They got mad at me.
The Zach Smith fiasco kinda ended that debate.
But I'll be damned if we're giving back the NC he brought us.
 
"you were devastated when he abandoned Florida" - @ralphiewvu to me, someone who hates Florida as much as Ohio State and Urban Meyer more than both put together.

"because SEC" I guess? :headscratch:
 
Batman said:
Back when Ohio born Urban came to tOSU many of my fellow fans at declared him a great role model and a moral giant.
I patiently explained to them that while Urban was a top-notch coach, his history of putting winning above the rules was problematic. They got mad at me.
The Zach Smith fiasco kinda ended that debate.
But I'll be damned if we're giving back the NC he brought us.
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On behalf of OU, I apologize for not kicking their ass. We had that game and let it slip away.

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HammerDown said:
This was one season of Urban Meyer's reign of horror at Florida.

One fucking season.

Some of just the highlights? I present to you...

Janoris Jenkins - had a dead body found in his house when police came for one of his umpteenth arrests.

Zach Smith (Assistant Coach) - Urban Meyer covered up his violent domestic abuse.

Cam Newton - Felony counts of burglary, larceny and obstruction of justice.

Racist-ass Riley Cooper

The Pouncey Twins - multiple violent criminal arrests and led the #FreeHernandez movement by New England Patriots fans to get this next gem released.

Aaron Hernandez - Known violent gang member whose aggravated assault charges dropped by Gainesville PD when Urban Meyer called to "vouch for" Hernandez. Became part of FBI investigation, hanging around south Boston crackhouses, serial killer who (as I predicted!) died of "suicide" in prison, which had nothing to do with how much he knew about "the Patriot Way" and other criminal coverup by Urban Meyer.

And who were they led by to a natty? A Bible-thumping virgin named Tim Tebow.

Ohio State fans' reaction to all of these facts?

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"Hammer's obsessed" - their clever response.
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You failed to mention that Hernandez was a champion of man on man sex.
 
I agree, Urban Meyer fostered a criminal enterprise in FL before he took his act to Columbus, where they were running their own G-Unit.

It's sad how little coaching staffs care about the kids they "vouch" for just to make a buck on the pitch.
 
Sounds like Urban Meyers for President.


Urban Meyers 2024.


#imwithUrbie
 
NU_FTW said:
Sounds like Urban Meyers for President.


Urban Meyers 2024.


#imwithUrbie
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I think its fair to say, everyone in this thread feels this way

Mr. Urban Meyer, I speak for every posting member of this website when I say, you have Hooplanation's full support and confidence, Godbless you in your future endeavors.
 
MarkOU said:
On behalf of OU, I apologize for not kicking their ass. We had that game and let it slip away.

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To be fair if DeMarco Murray plays that day OU probably wins the game.
 
Netflix documentary now has a name and I heard from an insiders Gators forum that “this will not end well for Urban Meyer, the Pouncy brothers or Florida football.

I. Can’t. Wait.

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My prediction of how fan bases will react to this expose.

Florida: will condemn Urban Meyer
Ohio State: will excuse and defend Urban Meyer and shift blame

Bold prediction, huh?
 
HammerDown said:
My prediction of how fan bases will react to this expose.

Florida: will condemn Urban Meyer
Ohio State: will excuse and defend Urban Meyer and shift blame

Bold prediction, huh?
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You’d massage Satans shoulders before you looked at Urban.

Your judgement can’t be trusted
 
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