Wacky Wednesday

[PeoplesChicken]

Not real cases, only 10-12 bottles.

Not real beer, fancy schmanzy fruity coffee and pumpkin fag beers.

If my wife had to move one...as in single...bottle I WOULD STILL HEAR ABOUT IT

 

[Me]

So instead of having them stored for free in some closet in your apartment, you'd rather pay storage unit costs to hold them?

Me?

 

[RoyMunson]

Very drunk, and I added to the collection

is it a money problem? like you've spent so much on beer that the only solution is to spend more storing it?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Yes

Holy God, man.

If you do end up marrying this broad, let me know. I might move down to Columbus just so I can watch the trainwreck in person.

 

[Fish]

Do you not even know the man?

I know him as well as I want to.

 

[moxie]

Yet she didn't tell you she was doing this? if my wife moved 10 cases of beer I know I would hear about it

Yeah, that’s some stealth booshit. No fuggin’ way I’m moving ten cases of heavy shit that isn’t even mine.

Shit would get moved, but I wouldn’t be doing the labor.

 

[RoyMunson]

Me?

sorry... she'd rather pay to store them rather than store them for free?

 

[kobesgame]

Very drunk, and I added to the collection

And?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Very drunk, and I added to the collection

Shit.

If Mrs Redfoot freaked out every time I got very drunk, she'd be freaking out four days a week or so.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Holy God, man.

If you do end up marrying this broad, let me know. I might move down to Columbus just so I can watch the trainwreck in person.

Easy there! I am currently shopping this concept around to some local public access stations

 

[Fish]

sorry... she'd rather pay to store them rather than store them for free?

Sounds like she had a hissy.

Kind of like when my wife threw out my playboy collection when the weight of them caused the closet shelf to collapse and fall to the floor.

 

[RoyMunson]

@gobucks0409 how drunk are we talking? were you able to control all bodily functions?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I've calculated out my projected net worth until I'm 100, accounting for different potential variables, and retirement ages.... It's not a money issue.

SA is not a beneficiary correct?

 

[moxie]

Yes

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Sounds like she had a hissy.

Kind of like when my wife threw out my playboy collection when the weight of them caused the closet shelf to collapse and fall to the floor.

Seems like the reasonable solution would have been to get a storage unit

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I've calculated out my projected net worth until I'm 100, accounting for different potential variables, and retirement ages.... It's not a money issue.

Can I borrow an annuity?

 

[RubinRock]

I know him as well as I want to.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

@gobucks0409 how drunk are we talking? were you able to control all bodily functions?

Great question.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

She is not

attaboy

 

[Fish]

Ghost of Dom