Wacky Wednesday

Do plastic gloves fight off the power of a GLOBAL PANDEMIC! because I ate at Subway last night and this morning my tummy is bubbling something fierce.
Same thing happened to Jarod
 
We have sub snobs in here I see.
 
Woke up today and did my one handed clap push ups.

Had my friend Tracy over last night...grabbed her ass once on accident. She does shrooms and is a former meth addict but is also an investment banker that takes down 7 figs.

Just got off the ringer with Elon. He wants in on the vaccine dollars so I'm helping develop a covid vaccine for the new strain. Should be out by July.

I also believed it was butter.
If ep 2 of letterkenny last night taught me anything, there will be no grab assin around here.
 
My fiancee had the 2nd portion of the vaccine and she hasn't grown a 3rd eye in the middle of her forehead......yet.

My buddy raced to the front of the line for testing. Couldn’t wait to be experimented on. Thing is he already looks like a frog so hard to tell if there are any major side effects.
 
Isn’t he in prison? He did lose a lot of weight on the Subway food poisoning diet tho.
I believe he is in prison? I honestly cannot say for certain
 
We have sub snobs in here I see.
Subway blows. I have no idea how they stay open in this part of the country.

Prepackaged lunch meat, rationed lightly, and overstuffed with salad to hide how bad they're ripping you off.
 
Subway blows. I have no idea how they stay open in this part of the country.

Prepackaged lunch meat, rationed lightly, and overstuffed with salad to hide how bad they're ripping you off.
Pretty good pizza, doe. Do they still do pizza? Haven't been in one since I quit working there.
 
Subway blows. I have no idea how they stay open in this part of the country.

Prepackaged lunch meat, rationed lightly, and overstuffed with salad to hide how bad they're ripping you off.

They and Taco Bell are on my shit list. TB discontinuing shredded chicken and potatoes? The fuck man
 
My wife is fine with our marriage being open. I just make our son call them Aunt whatevertheirnameis

He's had a lot of Aunts



Clearly this is me joking deej lol
 
Subway blows. I have no idea how they stay open in this part of the country.

Prepackaged lunch meat, rationed lightly, and overstuffed with salad to hide how bad they're ripping you off.
The steak and cheese isn't horrible.....it's not my first choice but I'll go every so often.

Love Firehouse.....

The options here I'd rank as

1-Firehouse
2-Jimmy Johns
3-Subway

I like TOGOs and Jersey Mikes but they aren't here.
 
They and Taco Bell are on my shit list. TB discontinuing shredded chicken and potatoes? The fuck m
Subway blows. I have no idea how they stay open in this part of the country.

Prepackaged lunch meat, rationed lightly, and overstuffed with salad to hide how bad they're ripping you off

It is me? Or does EVERY fast food chain use prepackaged ingredients and upcharge you for it?
 
They and Taco Bell are on my shit list. TB discontinuing shredded chicken and potatoes? The fuck man
TB is a guilty pleasure of me and the finacee's......love the cheesey gordita crunch.
 
It is me? Or does EVERY fast food chain use prepackaged ingredients and upcharge you for it?

I would suspect there is a fair amount of it yes. For speed and cost purposes
 
I would suspect there is a fair amount of it yes. For speed and cost purposes
nod yes GIF by Captain Obvious
 
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