Wake up, bitches! It's GAME DAY!

I'm dead.. I'll not be drinking again for a long while
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Morning all, looks like we will start our season the 24th. Hope everyone has a safe game today
 
HammerDown said:
In Middle Tennessee for one more day before heading back toward the equator. Man, the weather is stunning this morning at my brother's place near Land Between the Lakes. We drank bourbon, then beer then long islands but woke up and downed a Zero Sugar Monster and feel like a million bucks.
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Liquor before beer? Never fear.
Beer before liquor? Never sicker.
 
occupant said:
Liquor before beer? Never fear.
Beer before liquor? Never sicker.
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Liquor before beer, in the clear.
Beer before liquor, never sicker.

Seems like I really only break that rule when I'm at a family reunion. Dodged a bullet this time. Last time was the 4th at the beach house and we had every male member of the family there. We drank every drop of alcohol we had in the house til someone found an ancient bottle of gin at about 3am. Last thing I remember was downing shots on Saturday night and didn't come out of that coma til Tuesday morning. That was the last time I truly got fucked up, which was 2009. It's not worth it to me anymore.
 
occupant said:
Liquor before beer? Never fear.
Beer before liquor? Never sicker.
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I always heard it as "Liquor before beer, never fear. Beer before liquor, don't be a pussy it's just a little beer first"
 
occupant said:
Liquor before beer? Never fear.
Beer before liquor? Never sicker.
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Sonuvabitch! I’ve been doing it wrong all these years!

I thought it was
beer on liquor, never sicker
liquor on beer, never fear.

well, that explains things.
 
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