WAKE UP bitches!!!!! It’s Husker Game Day

Get outmatthew mcconaughey called me personally...but also, Nebraska hasn't beaten Texas since 1999. 0-6 this century.
You lost by 19

5 if those losses are a combined 16 pts

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That's what I thought about for the Arizona at Kansas State game. Man, was I wrong. Maybe this one will be better. If the score is out of hand, maybe they can see how many cheerleaders it takes to lift this big guy up. And yes, cheerleaders from both teams if necessary.
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If he has a heart attack on the field , there aren’t enough people in the stadium to lift him into an ambulance and earthquake sensors will go off around the world.
 
matthew mcconaughey called me personally...but also, Nebraska hasn't beaten Texas since 1999. 0-6 this century.
Matt McConaughey keeps his ghey lovers on speed dial. Your story is credible. And guess what? We didn’t cheat either!
 
Matt McConaughey keeps his ghey lovers on speed dial. Your story is credible. And guess what? We didn’t cheat either!
Michigan is the cleanest program in college football. Highest integrity.
 
Bruh. I have stories. But I have to go back to sleep. I’ll hit y’all up when I awake.
 
Morning all.

Awake!!!
 
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