WAKE UP, BITCHTITTIES, IT’S BLACK FRIDAY GAMEDAY

Damn it. I was just about to create this.
 
Awake and heading to Mapco to get coffee.
 
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Turkey ✅
Stuffing ✅
Cranberry sauce ✅
Croissants ✅
Scotch 🥃
Cheer jersey 🧡
 
Someone apparently didn’t drink as much as I did last night.
 
Espn Oklahoma GIF by College GameDay
 
Cranberry sauce is very much overrated.

There....I said it.
 
Someone apparently didn’t drink as much as I did last night.
I woke up at 2am to piss and the walk to the bathroom was like I was on a ship in rocky waters....
 
Leftovers. And football. And I woke up today. What else could I possibly want?
 
I woke up at 2am to piss and the walk to the bathroom was like I was on a ship in rocky waters....
I made the mistake of not looking at the ABV of the very dark Christmas beers my brother brought over. woke up at 4am and drank every old cup of water in our bedroom lol.
 
7 CFB games are up in the Bookie for today + 1 NFL game
 
I like little baby ducks
Pretty girls who fuck
Blowjobs in the rain
And pain
And I like you too…
 
This is always the best and my favorite weekend of college football, but it's always bitter sweet because it's the end.
 
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