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[SlinkyRedfoot]

The future wife (in less than a few weeks) loves my 600 pound life.....show is disgusting.

First, congratulations on yer betrothal!

Second, gross that the show even exists. Your future wife is enabling the fat bastards on that show. Tell her Slinky said she should stop it.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Not drinking today because I think it's fucking stupid everything has to have a day

What if it was national "jerk off your neighbor day"? You gonna do that shit? Just because it's the day?

I say nyet

@SlinkyRedfoot looks forward to that day and to expose his 3rd testicle.....it's why he's on a list.

 

[MTVike]

About to be an Empty Nester!!!!

Naw, she's been gone for 6 years.

Moving back to town and thinking of making me a grandpa.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

on a related matter how many cats do you have? What are their stats?

I don't have any cats, but I did pick up a 20 piece box of McNuggets on the way to the office.

 

[PnkPanther]

Not drinking today because I think it's fucking stupid everything has to have a day

What if it was national "jerk off your neighbor day"? You gonna do that shit? Just because it's the day?

I say nyet

 

[DJ Fieri]

First, congratulations on yer betrothal!

Second, gross that the show even exists. Your future wife is enabling the fat bastards on that show. Tell her Slinky said she should stop it.

Thanks and nope. I have sat through a few episodes.....the 1 last night had her kids get her 7 cheeseburgers, 5 large fries, and 4 20 piece McNuggets. Probably washed it down with a 12 pack of Diet Dr Pepper.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

What if it was national "jerk off your neighbor day"? You gonna do that shit? Just because it's the day?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

First, congratulations on yer betrothal!

Second, gross that the show even exists. Your future wife is enabling the fat bastards on that show. Tell her Slinky said she should stop it.

This PSA is brought to you by PetSmart

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Only thing good at McDonalds is the eggs

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

the 1 last night had her kids get her 7 cheeseburgers, 5 large fries, and 4 20 piece McNuggets.

They need to start putting strychnine in her dipping sauces. It's really in everyone's best interests.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

This PSA is brought to you by PetSmart

 

[PnkPanther]

Thanks and nope. I have sat through a few episodes.....the 1 last night had her kids get her 7 cheeseburgers, 5 large fries, and 4 20 piece McNuggets. Probably washed it down with a 12 pack of Diet Dr Pepper.

i used to watch hoarders but it loses it's charm and also hit me A&E is exploiting peoples mental illness, sure they help clean out and provide therapy funds, but...

One of the main cleaners they use I guess was featured on HGTV and his house, he's done well. I should've been a professional cleaner

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I don't have any cats, but I did pick up a 20 piece box of McNuggets on the way to the office.

I would lather myself up in that BBQ sauce and get medieval

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Only thing good at McDonalds is the eggs

You, as usual, are out of your depth Francisco

 

[Rex Racer]

Thesis? It's a shame that the board lost an expert on writing thesis papers.

@Rex Racer can you bring that guy back?

He left on his own and could come back any time he want's s yeah, let's get Rock back in here so I can bust his chops some more.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

And fuck 80 degrees. I'm soaking in this 50 degree stuff for as long as I can.

colder temps make your manboobs look tight? I get it

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

You, as usual, are out of your depth Francisco

Tried the hash browns but their gluten filled fryers made my tummy hurt

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

colder temps make your manboobs look tight? I get it

I don't like it tight

 

[PeoplesChicken]

BTW @Rex Racer since you are joining us late, @Flavortown Tebow had an epiphany last night and has realized he is morbidly obese

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

He left on his own and could come back any time he want's s yeah, let's get Rock back in here so I can bust his chops some more.

We need another thesis expert