Wake Up Wednesday presented by Axe Body Spray

[PeoplesChicken]

I don't like it tight

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I thought everyone got married in drive thrus, by Elvis

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

BTW @Rex Racer since you are joining us late, @Flavortown Tebow had an epiphany last night and has realized he is morbidly obese

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

too much work i dont wanna

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Tried the hash browns but their gluten filled fryers made my tummy hurt

You should see the shits I take after eating at Micky D's

 

[PeoplesChicken]

you are a fatass

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

You should see the shits I take after eating at Micky D's

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

you are a fatass

 

[DJ Fieri]

i used to watch hoarders but it loses it's charm and also hit me A&E is exploiting peoples mental illness, sure they help clean out and provide therapy funds, but...

One of the main cleaners they use I guess was featured on HGTV and his house, he's done well. I should've been a professional cleaner

She likes that one also.

 

[MTVike]

Thanks and nope. I have sat through a few episodes.....the 1 last night had her kids get her 7 cheeseburgers, 5 large fries, and 4 20 piece McNuggets. Probably washed it down with a 12 pack of Diet Dr Pepper.

I'm sorry to say that when my house is majority female, that show has been on my TV.

The episodes I saw showed the two sisters trying to get gastric bypass surgery...the one did, but the other was too big and had to lose weight before she could get it. They also apparently have a popular YouTube show.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Broad's Uncle Manuel is stopping by to re-sheetrock the garage today.

Re?

 

[Kburjr]

It's my fat. I bought it. And I'm gonna keep it.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Re?

Yea, we had to take some down after the washer flooded the garage...

 

[PnkPanther]

I'm sorry to say that when my house is majority female, that show has been on my TV.

The episodes I saw showed the two sisters trying to get gastric bypass surgery...the one did, but the other was too big and had to lose weight before she could get it. They also apparently have a popular YouTube show.

I'm not sure if that was show or not, but I watched about 10 minutes of a episode of either that show or same concept. Morbidly obese guy barely left his bed, but when family member came home with bag of fast food he was at dinner table

He was than critiquing, but still inhaling all food

Fries are undercooked
burger is cold

etc

 

[MTVike]

It's my fat. I bought it. And I'm gonna keep it.

I call it the Carona Bologna.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

So glad to not be involved with someone who watches trash like the shows itt.

 

[MTVike]

I'm not sure if that was show or not, but I watched about 10 minutes of a episode of either that show or same concept. Morbidly obese guy barely left his bed, but when family member came home with bag of fast food he was at dinner table

He was than critiquing, but still inhaling all food

Fries are undercooked
burger is cold

etc

Used to be the circus brought us the freak show.

Now modern-day reality TV does that.

 

[Handicappers]

"made my tummy hurt"

 

[MTVike]

So glad to not be involved with someone who watches trash like the shows itt.

I think you're finally ready for the Majors.

 

[Gatorchip]

I feel insecure urinating in self flushing toilets, because they look at my penis. Especially with all of the pollution in the world.