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[Bender]

Not drinking today because I think it's fucking stupid everything has to have a day

What if it was national "jerk off your neighbor day"? You gonna do that shit? Just because it's the day?

I say nyet

is it love thy neighbor as thyself day already?

I haven't been attending services as much during covid.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

My gal doesn’t watch trash shows. She merely participates in gambling on similar trash shows.

 

[Bender]

sorta

don't want to tip off ICE, smart.

 

[kobesgame]

Eww

Mr. Kobe and I were poors back then. And so we’re my parents. And Mr. Kobe’s parents don’t really drink and are cheap as fuck. It was the best we could do.

 

[Bender]

Not a lot of white guys named Manuel

 

[Me]

Not playing catch-up. Why we talking about weddings? Is @RubinRock planning his nuptials, or is it @gobucks0409?

Rubes

 

[Guy Incognito]

Rubin's wedding is in 2027. He's going out to book venues this week tho

@RubinRock, this place books up fast, eh?

 

[Bender]

Naw, she's been gone for 6 years.

Moving back to town and thinking of making me a grandpa.

we all congratulate your daughter on the sex.

 

[RubinRock]

@RubinRock, this place books up fast, eh?

I'm catholic, brah. They don't take kindly to marrying outsiders

 

[Me]

@RubinRock, this place books up fast, eh?

There's a little chapel about that size on a brewery round here. Would be a cool venue to get married.

Rockmill Brewery

 

[Guy Incognito]

I'm catholic, brah. They don't take kindly to marrying outsiders

Samesies.

Dated a Southern Baptist in college. She was convinced I was going to convert (lolnope) so we could get married in her church (lolnope).

 

[RubinRock]

Samesies.

Dated a Southern Baptist in college. She was convinced I was going to convert (lolnope) so we could get married in her church (lolnope).

My parents were denied getting married in the Catholic church because my mom wouldn't 100% commit to raising kids Catholic. Apparently, the guy just got up and left as soon as she said that.

 

[Bender]

I'm not sure if that was show or not, but I watched about 10 minutes of a episode of either that show or same concept. Morbidly obese guy barely left his bed, but when family member came home with bag of fast food he was at dinner table

He was than critiquing, but still inhaling all food

Fries are undercooked
burger is cold

etc

RIP Dom

 

[Bender]

nice humblebrag

nothing about being in my hometown could be construed as a humblebrag.

 

[Guy Incognito]

My parents were denied getting married in the Catholic church because my mom wouldn't 100% commit to raising kids Catholic. Apparently, the guy just got up and left as soon as she said that.

You sure it was that and not the foreskin wedding presents she was planning?

 

[Bender]

anthem jerk? is that what you type in to pull up that gif?

 

[Bender]

It’s a rare day I don’t see 2-3 bald eagles.

i wouldn't have thought they were that much of a contributing factor in divorce proceedings.

 

[RubinRock]

You sure it was that and not the foreskin wedding presents she was planning?

Would think a Catholic priest would be excited about that, no?

 

[Guy Incognito]

i wouldn't have thought they were that much of a contributing factor in divorce proceedings.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Would think a Catholic priest would be excited about that, no?

Does the priest get to hold on to it until the wedding?