Wanna feel old?

I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to AARP

*wheelchair rolls down a bike ramp*
 
Johnny knoxville looks like a competitive pickle baller, in an Arizona age restricted community.
 
Well....it has been a while. But maybe also....all the shenanigans and physical abuse he put himself through just ages someone faster.
 
I don't need anyone's help in feeling old, damn it. I just got invited to play in a "Old Man's" basketball open gym on Sunday nights. Not sure if I should be offended or thankful for the invite
 
OP is friends with someone that is friends with Knoxville that pic is proof.
 
You want to feel old? This movie was released in 1999.


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He'll slip perfectly into all of Wilford Brimley's old gigs.
 
There was only one time when I felt really old:

I remember one time few years ago. I can't remember why, It is a poli-sci class.

A professor starting playing these ads:






I think. "I remember this ad campign from 2000s"
 
He looks more 59 than forty-nine. Oddly enough though, he still doesn't look too bad.
 
Wish I had hair that could go white....
 
I was invited to join our HOA Board and the local Rotary Club by two different people in the same day. I felt old that day.
 
Excited for Jackass 4 next year.
 
I was invited to join our HOA Board and the local Rotary Club by two different people in the same day. I felt old that day.
I hate to say it, but you should start planning. I think you’ll like the package that includes this:

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Not particularly.
 
Holy shit......fucker did something right.

He's worth 75 million.
 
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