Water Altercation Wednesday

So basically I head to the local convenience store for water. I get there and they have one 24 pack tucked back where the pop is. I grab the water and am carrying it on my shoulder while I grab a Gatorade and look for something small to snack on.

Meantime apparently I grabbed the "wrong " water that was backstock (more on how stupid that is in a bit) so the clerk starts yelling at me to put it back...needless to say that's my key to argue over it

Long story short the cops were called and I filed a complaint with the state because she violated my six feet and she was wearing her mask below her nose.
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Signed up to get me laid since one girl I know kept on asking me to join...worked... But now she has a BF oh well

I don't post anything on it, just pass time scrolling through it
I have one. Don't ever post or do much scrolling other than checking in on Lil' Kobe's account. I feel like I have to keep up on as much social media as possible to be able to track the kiddos.
 
talked with my mom last night

"I'm having an old fashioned because I dont drink wine anymore, except on Sundays and at our weekly mahjong day"

so she gave up wine, except for two days a week and just subbed in old fashions....
I love Mahjong. Haven't played in awhile.
 
I told a clerk to fuck off the other day. I was in line and this dingbat and a customer were talking like there wasnt a line. "So where are you from?" DB customer asks "are you from Vegas?"

This cunt clerk, gasps as if being from Vegas was akin to being a child rapist, "God NO! I'm from Cuntville, such and such. I hate it here!"

To which my gut, knee jerk reaction was," Then fucking leave"

Every head in store turned and looked at me.

"Excuse me?!" Cuntville transplant

"Fucking leave. Dont sit here and talk shit about my city. You hate here, fuck off, leave." My tone of voice was calm, and I wasn't raising my voice at all. Just kind of matter of fact. I knew as soon as I finished my sentence, I wasn't going to get checked out, so I followed it with, "Like this" and I just left my cart in the line walked out.

There was one lone dude laughing his ass off, while the rest of the hens were flabbergasted. I felt pretty good about the whole thing.

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Interesting. I wish to be older. Closer to retirement.
Got an email yesterday from the department chair asking if I would consider coming back to work in April.

Felt my heart rate and blood pressure increase just reading it.

I believe I will decline.
 
Got an email yesterday from the department chair asking if I would consider coming back to work in April.

Felt my heart rate and blood pressure increase just reading it.

I believe I will decline.

MWWE
 
...bruh she's a cashier in a convenience store. She likely deals with more fucking shitty muppets all day than pretty much anyone.

#Watergate2021 for me would have just been drop all the shit in the middle of the store, laugh and throw up ducey ducey and find the next store a block away.
You're such a fucking drama queen.

Also you wouldn't do anything.
 
Morning. Slept until 1230ish today, which is an improvement. Temps were around 32 this morning when I got off shift. Slept with socks on, which isn't the norm...

I think the beer and pancakes helped. They didn't give me enough syrup though. Pancakes were as dry as I am.
 
Few things drive me more bonkers than people sending an unnecessary "thanks" email. Just "Thanks". No one needs more emails in their lives.
 
Working remote as they will close the shop here and move everything (items) to the corporate warehouses. Everyone here will work remotely once that happens.

Are you looking forward to WFH?

It's not bad I have been doing it for almost a year.. You do get used it. VPN constantly kicking you off not withstanding
 
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