Water Altercation Wednesday

It wasn't too long before I hit the wall anyway,
Hit the wall?

Are you sure you didn't mean "I almost had to throw someone through a wall"?
 
About 3 years ago I had a client who drunk voice texted me pretty much every night. I started leaving my phone in my car so I wouldn't get them until I started my work day. I'd get these insane texts throughout the evening or early mornings (he was a train engineer and had weird work hours) and sometimes I'd have like 35 texts waiting for me in the morning....often jibberish like some of Pnk's posts.

One morning I just said "fuck it" and drove to the office and withdrew from the case. Jokes on me though because he owed me like $30k. I'm currently suing him to get some money.
I think your solution is staring right at you. Drunk text him! See how he likes it
 
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I told a clerk to fuck off the other day. I was in line and this dingbat and a customer were talking like there wasnt a line. "So where are you from?" DB customer asks "are you from Vegas?"

This cunt clerk, gasps as if being from Vegas was akin to being a child rapist, "God NO! I'm from Cuntville, such and such. I hate it here!"

To which my gut, knee jerk reaction was," Then fucking leave"

Every head in store turned and looked at me.

"Excuse me?!" Cuntville transplant

"Fucking leave. Dont sit here and talk shit about my city. You hate here, fuck off, leave." My tone of voice was calm, and I wasn't raising my voice at all. Just kind of matter of fact. I knew as soon as I finished my sentence, I wasn't going to get checked out, so I followed it with, "Like this" and I just left my cart in the line walked out.

There was one lone dude laughing his ass off, while the rest of the hens were flabbergasted. I felt pretty good about the whole thing.
You're so cool, Peter.
 
Hit the wall?

Are you sure you didn't mean "I almost had to throw someone through a wall"?
Look at you! You're a machine today!
 
You tell em, Fish!
Preach How I Met Your Mother GIF
 
I think your solution is staring right at you. Drunk text him! See how he likes it
Haha. My drunk texts to him would probably get me disbarred. I may not want to do this full-time for much longer, but I'd still like to keep my license.
 
Hit the wall?

Are you sure you didn't mean "I almost had to throw someone through a wall"?
12 year olds aren't known for their ability to throw people through walls.
 
Haha. My drunk texts to him would probably get me disbarred. I may not want to do this full-time for much longer, but I'd still like to keep my license.
That can get you disbarred? I had a lawyer do that. She was texting me all hours of the night
 
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