Water Altercation Wednesday

PeoplesChicken said:
Oh! There is another possibility. @kobesgame could get him for distracted train driving
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Stupid fucker blamed me for his shitty case after he got thrown in the drunk tank....his own kid (the one subject to the custody case I was representing him on) told the guy at the front desk that her dad drove her drunk to the gym. Gym called the police, police tested him at like .25, and then took him to the drunk tank. He claimed the sauna had something to do with the level of alcohol. This all happened during the middle of the case. That's when he got real combative. How he never ended up with a DUI from that I'll never understand.
 
Fish

I'm being supportive of your attempts at humor!

Stop with the neg ratings!
 
stakesarehigh said:
Good for you standing up to that pyramid scheme.
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That's what I told them! They used aggressive marketing, gave me a bunch of papers that I wasn't going to read, and then expected payment upon delivery!

I would have gotten away had the battery on my lawn mower been charged
 
ill said:
Fish

I'm being supportive of your attempts at humor!

Stop with the neg ratings!
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Fish is an angry old bastard


Now, what's this about him giving you negs?
 
PeoplesChicken said:
That is secretly my dream job
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When my mom met him he had the best gig ever. He had a yard job. So all he did was sleep in the yard until he was needed to move the trains around near the station. He got bumped though. The travel is pretty intense otherwise.
 
stakesarehigh said:
When my mom met him he had the best gig ever. He had a yard job. So all he did was sleep in the yard until he was needed to move the trains around near the station. He got bumped though. The travel is pretty intense otherwise.
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That's what I hear. My Grandpa was a fireman on a steam engine. I have just always thought that would be a great job, plus I love trains.
 
stakesarehigh said:
Hopefully he waited until the train stopped moving before he started drinking.
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probably on some freight train going 20 mph, might as well go full tilt while crawling across the country.
 
Fish said:
Several years back I had 5 grand sitting in the gun safe and got tired of worrying about it so decided to open a 2nd checking account with it. Went to a new bank advertising free checking accounts and stood in line. People at front of line were bitching about their return on savings. Bank woman says "Well it's because (insert President who I voted for name here) has everything screwed up, he's doing everything wrong."

For one thing I think that low fuel prices and low interest rates are great for the economy. For another I don't appreciate hearing shit like that at a bank I'm trying to do business with.

So I said "I thought I was at a bank, I see I wandered into a political rally, so I'll just take my 5 grand somewhere else."

Tried to say it loud enough everyone heard it so the manager would deal with the bitch.
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If I was there I would have rolled you in the parking lot for your 5 large.
 
kobesgame said:
I don't need to know about your Only Fans interactions.
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That was back in my single days. I thought here is an educated professional woman that has her life together and is stable



dan marino holy shit GIF
 
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