Wave your dick if your team is in first place.

Pelvic Thrust GIF by The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
 
I'll just tuck mine between my legs like it was a tail.

Although 39 year old Adam Wainwright pitched a complete game 2 hit shutout last night.

So I'll rub it just a little first.
 
I'll just tuck mine between my legs like it was a tail.

Although 39 year old Adam Wainwright pitched a complete game 2 hit shutout last night.

So I'll rub it just a little first.
10 Ks in a row, all swinging. Go back to the bench.
 
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