weak ass coffee Wednesday morning

[PeoplesChicken]

Those are grass cutters

I want to fill my mower up with gas, smell those delightful fumes, watch it smoke a little. After I am done I smear that hot oil all over my body

 

[PeoplesChicken]

my lawn is too chock full of crab grass for an electric mower. I need that power.

That's it! Stay on #TeamChicken

 

[ill]

That's it! Stay on #TeamChicken

my gas mower might be on it's last legs though...the muffler is no longer attached.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

my gas mower might be on it's last legs though...the muffler is no longer attached.

Mufflers are not necessary ill. You can still do that job

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I have fond memories of helping my Dad take down the mower at the end of the season. He had an 18 HP Cub with a 46" in deck. We would take the deck off and clean it up real nice, sharpen the blades, winterize the engine. It was fun helping him with that

 

[Me]

I parked out towards the end of the Target parking lot so I could eat my lunch in peace prior to going in.... Some old lady parked right next to me.... dafuq

 

[basement bias]

Did my background checks & finger prints this morning for Ohio license. Now dealing with PITA orders.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I parked out towards the end of the Target parking lot so I could eat my lunch in peace prior to going in.... Some old lady parked right next to me.... dafuq

She probably wanted your sandwich. Or your D. Either way, you should have given it to her. You’ve got to respect your elders.

 

[RoyMunson]

He should go old school and get a truly push mower. No batteries required

I doubt he'd be able to use one of those.

 

[RoyMunson]

I will be sure to ask him about it the next time i see him

Karaoke at the VFW is the best place to find him.

 

[ill]

Karaoke at the VFW is the best place to find him.

@Fish?

 

[RoyMunson]

I parked out towards the end of the Target parking lot so I could eat my lunch in peace prior to going in.... Some old lady parked right next to me.... dafuq

I used to do that when I owned an old beater car... I'd find the nice car in the parking lot parked far away from people to avoid possible dings and park right next to it.

 

[RobBase]

you plug it in and wait.

I can go buy gas and fresh meat in half the time it takes to charge a battery and thaw dinner.

 

[RoyMunson]

I can go buy gas and fresh meat in half the time it takes to charge a battery and thaw dinner.

charges in less than an hour, but the battery is always charged.

 

[RobBase]

Burning money and killing earth

Meh.

 

[ill]

I can go buy gas and fresh meat in half the time it takes to charge a battery and thaw dinner.

cool

I can go buy meat while the battery charges.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Mowers run on gas. End of discussion

OK, boomer.

 

[RobBase]

my lawn is too chock full of crab grass for an electric mower. I need that power.

But it’s lighter. You could end up exerting yourself.

 

[RobBase]

Mowers run on gas. End of discussion

Dude. You have to remember to fill the gas can. Then you have to push it. I’m getting stressed out just thinking about it.

 

[Me]

And Target didn't have citronella oil. It's like they want me to use Amazon