weak ass coffee Wednesday morning

But it’s lighter. You could end up exerting yourself.
you have very weird requirements on what is and isn't ok for things other people use.

is your mower self propelled?
 
Dude. You have to remember to fill the gas can. Then you have to push it. I’m getting stressed out just thinking about it.
wishing I had an electric mower right now.

going to fill my gas can is such a pain in the ass when I am out of gas.
 
my gas mower might be on it's last legs though...the muffler is no longer attached.

Rip the catalytic converter off that thing and live a little. Eat a steak after.
 
my lawn is too chock full of crab grass for an electric mower. I need that power.
electric mower will handle crab grass just fine

i was originally skeptical about ability to mulch leaves in fall, while obviously haven't done it yet, I think it'll work just fine
 
going to fill my gas can is such a pain in the ass when I am out of gas.

Do you put gas in your shit truck? Same thing.
 
electric mower will handle crab grass just fine

i was originally skeptical about ability to mulch leaves in fall, while obviously haven't done it yet, I think it'll work just fine
interesting...

I may have to look into it...
 
I don't make a special trip from the house to do that, halfwit.

Men aren’t supposed to be this helpless.
 
I bought some wicks to put in empty bottles. Mosquitoes are a bitch around here

I forgot to buy my mantis eggs this year and I’m reminded of it every night I try to relax on the porch.
 
I know

I am starting to get concerned about you.

maybe you should lay off the steroids.

I obviously can’t take steroids, but I am smart enough to not run out of gas.
 
interesting...

I may have to look into it...
I've been pleased with it

I enjoy lighter weight, being quieter, and not having exhaust blowing on me

My only complaint is it doesn't cut quite as well as my gas, if you're insistent on perfect cut, probably not for your, I do get stragglers that I clean up with weed trimmer later.
 
Who uses free weights in 2021?
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I bought some wicks to put in empty bottles. Mosquitoes are a bitch around here

Next year:

 
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