Wednesday morning and here comes the rain

When Coal was about 6 months old, he and I flew to Austin for my cousin's wedding....but to go through Atlanta. I was already cutting it close to make it to the wedding that night to begin with and any delays out of Atlanta would've made it impossible for me to get there. Got delayed out of Mpls to Atlanta and had about 30 minutes to get from gate to gate and of course they were all the way across the airport. I had to sprint through the Atlanta airport pushing a stroller with one hand and pulling my carryon with the other. Got to the gate as they were boarding the last few passengers.

You better believe I ordered a gin on that flight between Atlanta and Austin. No shits given about the judging glances in my direction. Even better, the empty mini bottle kept Coal occupied and quiet most of that second flight.

Got to the hotel with just enough time for me to take a shower, dry my hair, and get to the wedding.
can't imagine doing that with baby.

my last time out to San Diego I flew from Philly to Charlotte with very little time between flights to begin with.

we were late getting out of Philly and assholes on the plane wouldn't get out of the way so I could get off the plane.

I straight out sprinted to the other gate...started off in flip flops...but eventually took them off and ran barefoot through the terminal.

didn't make it and had to fly to LA, where they put me in a hotel and flew me to SD the next morning.
 
So, my 18 year old just went on a second date for lunch with a guy. He picked her up and actually came to the door and introduced himself......which none of these fucking kids do anymore.

So I’m left with this....am I comfortable with this, or is this kid in sheep’s clothing?

Raising daughters sucks!
 
So, my 18 year old just went on a second date for lunch with a guy. He picked her up and actually came to the door and introduced himself......which none of these fucking kids do anymore.

So I’m left with this....am I comfortable with this, or is this kid in sheep’s clothing?

Raising daughters sucks!
Kick his ass!
 
So, my 18 year old just went on a second date for lunch with a guy. He picked her up and actually came to the door and introduced himself......which none of these fucking kids do anymore.

So I’m left with this....am I comfortable with this, or is this kid in sheep’s clothing?

Raising daughters sucks!

Meeting the fam on the second date?

Sounds like you're financing a wedding soon.
 
Kick his ass!
So apparently I’m the reason she’s been leery of introducing a past boyfriend. Something about all my tough talk all these years.

I love to tell a story an old boss used to tell he hung a machete in a scabbard above the front door. Boys came knocking he answered.....

(Zing)....”help you?”

I don’t know what her problem is....she’s 18 and I still haven’t bought a machete.
 
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So apparently I’m the reason she’s been leery of introducing a past boyfriend. Something about all my tough talk all these years.

I love to tell a story an old boss used to tell he hung a machete in a scabbard above the front door. Boys came knocking he answered.....

(Zing)....”help you?”

I don’t know what her problem is....she’s 18 and I still haven’t bought a machete.
I bought one from Ross.
 
Meeting the fam on the second date?

Sounds like you're financing a wedding soon.
Well....we let her slip out on this one. Or maybe we were just stunned the fucker came to the door, and she slipped out in the confusion.

Either way....I’ll be financing three weddings at some point anyway. Bring it on.
 
Well....we let her slip out on this one. Or maybe we were just stunned the fucker came to the door, and she slipped out in the confusion.

Either way....I’ll be financing three weddings at some point anyway. Bring it on.
coming in and introducing himself early is a bold move. I like it.
 
I bought one from Ross.
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coming in and introducing himself early is a bold move. I like it.
I believe he was willing to take that chance. Which speaks well to me. I’m not a traditionalist at all, but the thought of a fucker pulling up to the curb and honking or texting pisses me off.
 
The governor just announced best case scenario is the Brent Spence Bridge closed for a week
 
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coming in and introducing himself early is a bold move. I like it.
What? Back in high school, I'd always come knock on the door when I picked up a date. Hard to not meet the father at that point.
 
What? Back in high school, I'd always come knock on the door when I picked up a date. Hard to not meet the father at that point.

I even did the father intro with my first fiance when her and I first started dating. I was like 23. (to be fair she was 19 and still at home)
 
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