Wednesday morning and here comes the rain

[DraftNerd]

What? Back in high school, I'd always come knock on the door when I picked up a date. Hard to not meet the father at that point.

I even did the father intro with my first fiance when her and I first started dating. I was like 23. (to be fair she was 19 and still at home)

These kids just don’t anymore. It’s lost on most of them. I always found the way you get her Dad on your side is to ball up and come introduce yourself.

 

[stakesarehigh]

Gonna probably be 2 years till I meet any family

We are a tad older now lol

Although I knew my wife's mom before the wife.

Hmm. Maybe that should have been my first sign to run

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I even did the father intro with my first fiance when her and I first started dating. I was like 23. (to be fair she was 19 and still at home)

FIRST Fiance?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

We are a tad older now lol

Although I knew my wife's mom before the wife.

Hmm. Maybe that should have been my first sign to run

Anddddddddd...

 

[stakesarehigh]

FIRST Fiance?

I actually have been engaged 3 times lol

One broke up with me six weeks before the wedding. (She later wanted to get back together and it was a mess for like 2 years)


The other left the state on a job assignment and never came back lol

(Minus the severe emotional distress its funny now)

 

[Me]

Airlines freak out about a knife, but I can bring a bunch of small pieces of sharp metal on the flight, and nobody blinks an eye. Thought for sure they were going to stop by on that, but nothing.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I actually have been engaged 3 times lol

One broke up with me six weeks before the wedding. (She later wanted to get back together and it was a mess for like 2 years)

teddies musta been yuuuuuuuuuge

 

[stakesarehigh]

teddies musta been yuuuuuuuuuge

Hers were yes. The one who left the state was more petite nice ass B Cup

The first put on a bunch of weight since tho. Meh. She's cool. I still check on her from time to time.

 

[RubinRock]

I tried to meet the broads dad once. But hes dead

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Hers were yes.

 

[Me]

I tried to meet the broads dad once. But hes dead

So, you had her choke you?


Kinky

 

[RubinRock]

So, you had her choke you?


Kinky

The finger in the butt just wasn't doing it anymore

 

[stakesarehigh]

I tried to meet the broads dad once. But hes dead

I laughed so that makes me a total bastard

Thanks

 

[ill]

The finger in the butt just wasn't doing it anymore

hmm

I have finger in the butt further down the line from choking...

 

[stakesarehigh]

The finger in the butt just wasn't doing it anymore

I bet she ups the ante and adds a couple more

Watch for the fist

 

[Bender]

According to my Lyft driver, there was a group of KKK people downtown last weekend, and supposed to be again this weekend.

well, we know how you replied, "why do you think i'm in town broseph broebbels?"

 

[kobesgame]

My goddamn paralegal keeps getting pissed because we get probate and employment law calls to our office. Says people tell her it says on our website that we do those types of law. It most definitely does not say that on our website.

Depending on the type of search you do on Google, our name does sometimes pull up on a general search for other types of law because there aren't a lot of firms near our office.

Paralegal: "People call and then get pissed because they say it says on our website that we do those types of law."
Me: "No, it doesn't."
Paralegal: "They get mad and sometimes hang up on me when I say we don't do those types of law."
Me: "Well, I can't fix Google."

Then she brings it up again a few months later. "Still can't fix Google."

 

[Bender]

I don't understand how Yahoo Fantasy predicts weekly points for some players.

Fournette hasn't scored over 10 pts since week 2 but they have him projected at 10+ pts week in and week out.

that's just BS.

I never bother with what they project. wish there was a better way for the IR to work. pretty sure 90% of my RBs aren't going to play this week, but none of them are eligible yet.

 

[stakesarehigh]

My goddamn paralegal keeps getting pissed because we get probate and employment law calls to our office. Says people tell her it says on our website that we do those types of law. It most definitely does not say that on our website.

Depending on the type of search you do on Google, our name does sometimes pull up on a general search for other types of law because there aren't a lot of firms near our office.

Paralegal: "People call and then get pissed because they say it says on our website that we do those types of law."
Me: "No, it doesn't."
Paralegal: "They get mad and sometimes hang up on me when I say we don't do those types of law."
Me: "Well, I can't fix Google."

Then she brings it up again a few months later. "Still can't fix Google."

I got a few estate questions for you when you have a chance

 

[kobesgame]

Oh well, that's too far for me to drive to meet up with old friends.

Well that escalated quickly.