Wednesday New Year's Eve Eve Thread

redseat said:
That's pretty cool. What insurance you got?
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It's self funded through UMR.

It's not through insurance, though. It's just a divisional thing.
 
gobucks0409 said:
It's self funded through UMR.

It's not through insurance, though. It's just a divisional thing.
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I see. Guess I can't try to get it myself
 
kobesgame said:
My brother called last night. He was out ice fishing and fell on the ice while running over to check on a tip-up rod. Broke his leg Theismann-esque. Tibia and fibia snapped. Splint for now until the swelling goes down a bit, boot in a couple days, then surgery next Tuesday.

Said when he stood up and tried to take a step on it, he could feel his leg mush further down into his boot. *shudders*
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likely story

 
Thought for sure Chara would finish his career in Boston... I was wrong... Signs with the Capitals
 
Wife - "How do you know her"
Husband - "I don't.. Never seen her in my life before"
Wife - "She has Covid"
Husband - "So....."
Wife - "I received a phone call saying you potentially have Covid because you spent a weekend with her"
Husband - "-------------------------"
 
Ate 3 slices of turkey, gravy with mashed taters, 3 slices of bread and a salad.....and took a 2 hour food coma nap.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Well, no new ones, anyway. . .

I'm too old for that shit. I should get snipped, but I'm too afraid.
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Ice down your balls if you get it done......brother in law got it done about 8-10 years ago.....he's quite a bit older than me.
 
DJ said:
Ate 3 slices of turkey, gravy with mashed taters, 3 slices of bread and a salad.....and took a 2 hour food coma nap.
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You are slightly off a month or two.. :biggrin:
 
Dawn Wells died today....RIP.
 
redseat said:
Yeah I figured. Just wanted to try and have some fun...
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Wanted gam and turkey but the chef vetoed that since the turkey was a 20 pounder and it was just myself, the woman and our daughter.
 
Called the place where I had my eyes done to get a detailed receipt. "We'll email it to you by the end of the day"


Looking unlikely
 
DJ said:
Wanted gam and turkey but the chef vetoed that since the turkey was a 20 pounder and it was just myself, the woman and our daughter.
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did you at least have the turkey gam?
 
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DJ said:
Wanted gam and turkey but the chef vetoed that since the turkey was a 20 pounder and it was just myself, the woman and our daughter.
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I'm not the biggest ham (I am assuming you meant to say that) fan myself. I'll eat it but if there is a choice I wouldn't choose it. 20 pounder for 3 people is plenty. Plus you couldn't really cook both at same time unless you had two ovens and or fried your turkey
 
kobesgame said:
My brother called last night. He was out ice fishing and fell on the ice while running over to check on a tip-up rod. Broke his leg Theismann-esque. Tibia and fibia snapped. Splint for now until the swelling goes down a bit, boot in a couple days, then surgery next Tuesday.

Said when he stood up and tried to take a step on it, he could feel his leg mush further down into his boot. *shudders*
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Fuuuuuuuuuck

Dammit, kobes...I'm sorry that you have had to deal with so much lately. That's a lot on top of what else is going on. This is your actual brother though, right? Not Mr Kobes brother with the wife and the barn?
 
redseat said:
That sounds like the time my buddy and I got into a random van...

So we are going to Sox game... We want to take Green line into Fenway Park. I've driven there (green line) basically all my life.... Buddy I went with lived 15 min from Boston and he insisted we take the way he knew... Which I knew was wrong but I went with him anyway..

Long story short. We don't get green line, have to fucking take Commuter rail in (spend $25 bucks) only to MISS the last Commuter Rail back to our stop by a minute... stranded in Boston...... Find a flyer ($10 anywhere in Boston).

Red mini van shows up, license plate inside front window, baby seat in back, reeking of weed.....

I thought we were gonna die..... to top it off Dude didn't know how to get back to where my car was
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A couple years ago I went out with some friends in Minneapolis. When my Lyft got there to take me home, my drunk ass accidentally got into an unmarked police car instead of my Lyft, which was parked directly behind the police car. The officers did not find it as amusing as I did.
 
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